I am a stupid socially inept
internet shut in who will be alone forever.

it's one of those days
you spastic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Who'da thunk it?
What up Caves, have you asked Playgroundboy out yet?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:31, Reply)

he wasn't there
doesn't do playground patrol anymore and so I probably won't see him again. Basically I am a dumbass because I missed my last chance back in JUne.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:33, Reply)

There's always the Manchester b4sh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:34, Reply)

That's a long way off from me
b4shes need to be closer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:37, Reply)

You're guaranteed a fuck from that b4sh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:38, Reply)

the others I've been to
were disappointing in that respect
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Top board lothario AA will be there dude.
I can't remember if he's the one from here who eats out arseholes, but that could well be on the cards!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I think he's just an arsehole that eats out a lot.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:44, Reply)

baddum tish!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:45, Reply)

lol **AA vanity search** he'll have a lunchtime sob over his panini when he sees this.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Yes, yes you are.
Learn from this young padawan.

Having a bad day?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

well it's just that
but you know, now I'm all emo and convinced I will be alone forever as I keep missing the few chances I may have
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Cheer up Caves.
You are a Fearless Pirate Captain, remember? Also Higgs is getting a new boyfriend and that is good (have you picked a name yet?). And you will not die alone, much worse people than you have found their soul mate. I mean I was married once, true story. And If I can get a woman to touch my winkie then there's hope for everyone.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I've been married, too, remember
it wasn't all that great. I think perhaps being a bitch will help. it's been a year since I last got any so I suspect I must be doing something wrong
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Don't wear any knickers with your dress on down wetherspoons, and leave your legs open alot

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:48, Reply)

this sounds like excellent advice as usual

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I'm a real go to guy round here, relationship advice is my forte.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:52, Reply)

I remembered, I was hoping you didn't.
Yes, I would guess being a bitch would help, that and lowering your standards. You could always accept a drink from Chompy....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Who's the person that you've really creeped out?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:51, Reply)

this shall be my new mission then
well, today things are looking up, now, I found some birthday cake I brought home yesterday.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:55, Reply)