Cheer up Caves.
You are a Fearless Pirate Captain, remember? Also Higgs is getting a new boyfriend and that is good (have you picked a name yet?). And you will not die alone, much worse people than you have found their soul mate. I mean I was married once, true story. And If I can get a woman to touch my winkie then there's hope for everyone.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:41, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I've been married, too, remember
it wasn't all that great. I think perhaps being a bitch will help. it's been a year since I last got any so I suspect I must be doing something wrong
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Don't wear any knickers with your dress on down wetherspoons, and leave your legs open alot

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:48, Reply)

this sounds like excellent advice as usual

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I'm a real go to guy round here, relationship advice is my forte.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:52, Reply)

I remembered, I was hoping you didn't.
Yes, I would guess being a bitch would help, that and lowering your standards. You could always accept a drink from Chompy....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Who's the person that you've really creeped out?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:51, Reply)

this shall be my new mission then
well, today things are looking up, now, I found some birthday cake I brought home yesterday.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:55, Reply)