Evening benders.
What have I missed?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:33, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I have found the collected columns of Richard Geefe
And have introduced Quixote to my family song.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:35, Reply)

You've got a family song!
I'll find my family song for you. Hang on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)

"I've got a brand new combine harvester..."

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)

*Flicks*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:40, Reply)

*waits for the birdie song*

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)

*The V sign*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:40, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X67ZhnTjlSw
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Only marginally better than the birdie song then.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:43, Reply)

*Considers Blousies' suitability for the cider boat*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:46, Reply)

*considers Jeffs suitability for internet husband*

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)

*Fears for the sanity of CQ*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:52, Reply)

too late.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I might have feared for it.
But I wasn't worried.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Pfft! I don't know what CQ has got to do with our marriage.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:10, Reply)

We can discuss the future on the pier!
:-)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:16, Reply)

burning, autisming, emoing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Nothing then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:40, Reply)

nothing new, no

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:43, Reply)

that 10 years of b3ta thing is pretty cool
people from years ago keep posting that haven't in years
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Am I bovvered?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)

probably not
i was just trying to be upbeat. I shall revert to former emo-ness
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Nah. You be yourself Captain!
Sorry that Playground Patrol wasn't what you were expecting. Would you have asked him out if he were there?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:05, Reply)

i totally worked myself up to it
I was just going to ask him if he wanted to come for a drink later. I wasn't looking terrible, either. Now I can either MTFU and email him, or just forget it.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Email him you goblin brained fool.
Do it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:09, Reply)

i suppose I at least am unlikely to have to face
him after he says no
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Do it. You GOBLIN.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Please email him.
I have so many regrets about not being forward enough with guys in the past.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:09, Reply)

maybe in a few days
right now I'm too esteem-fragile to deal with the rejection - lame.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:10, Reply)

do it.
Please do it now. if you put it off you won't do it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)

I should probably do it from my work account
since it's his work email, he did email my personal address last year sometime (my mailbox at work is tiny), but I don't think he'd recognise it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Tiny inbox lolz
*Sniggers*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)

people keep trying to ram it with
big things, it just doesn't go in!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Clearly you're not looking for any sort of 'attachment'...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:17, Reply)

just seeing if anyone will byte

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Well, as long as you've not got a nasty virus...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Rejection isn't so bad.
You get over it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)

pretty fed up of getting over it
though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Me too but I'm still here trying : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I didn't really call you a GOBLIN up there.
Go on Captain. Drop him a line.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)

What she said, do it or regret it forever.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)

as long as you guys are on hand to
say platitudes when he turns me down.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:12, Reply)

*puts hand on heart*
Totally.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

^this
We all get turned down but not trying is even worse. Believe me,I speak from experience.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Captain.
Have a little faith in yourself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Sometimes faith has nothing to do with it.
Sometimes it's just luck.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Faith, luck. Whatever it is.
No one got anywhere without being brave every once in a while.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:17, Reply)

i don't have a good track record on this kinda shit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Time to make a change then Captain.
If you're looking at records, then they are set to be broken. If you are playing the law of averages, then sooner or later a coin that had landed 'heads' will land 'tails'.

If it all goes wrong - and I hope it doesn't - will you be in a worse position than you are now or not?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)

no different, I suppose
in real terms. Just add it to the pile
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Well if the worst that can happen is that you've an even number of 'shite' in the pile, at least you'll be organised.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:22, Reply)