Agnostic Antichrist
Age: 23
Facial Hair: 1
Other Half: 10 (happy being single)
Past Partners: 5
Trolling Skill: 3
Meme Factor: 6
Flounce Risk: 0
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:21, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

T-shirt selection ability: 0

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Well, that too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

is that past partners number or quality?
because, y'know, if it's numbers then top trumps would be effectively condoning sluttery.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Also if it's quality then it's a bare faced lie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:27, Reply)

It's quality
And also not a bare faced lie.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

that's OK then.
were they all average, or did you have one absolute belter and then a bunch of hippocrocopigs?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)

One absolute belter, 3 very pretty.
Sadly, all have proven to be fucking mental.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:31, Reply)

ah, I see, scoring in all areas
very fair.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Where does Bella fall in this...?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

She was number 5

( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

"she is not a number"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)

She is a fat fucking heap of shit though.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

hahahaha, not pulling any punches today eh Rory?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I had to clear out some drainage earlier, backed up right nasty they were.
The contents resembled Bella on one of her better days.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

She doesn't.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Your standards are as always exceptionally low.
If a grunt and a roll around on Bella's munchy box constitutes a 5, what the fuck is a 1?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

She hasn't been counted in that.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I'd bleach that from my memory too, if only the internet wasn't there to act as a constant reminder.
The sycophancy on links was truly jaw dropping.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)

At the time, she had far less bile and venom in her writing, so it wasn't too bad to read.
I wouldn't link anything she wrote now, as now she just complains about everything, and I have no wish to join in. However, at the time, I felt that it was an interesting point. Upon reading Enzyme's point, I realised I didn't have a fucking clue what I was on about, and stopped caring (again).

Going from political apathy to attempting to give a shit is dull.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)