"my uncle oswald"
dark, funny, and about sex. who knew roald had it in him?

well, anyone who read "tales of the unexpected", i guess. but. still.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:20, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Was Tales Of The Unexpected the one with 'Lamb To The Slaughter' in it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Yes
It's in the oven!
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Not sure if you actually remember "Tales".
It was awful. Like "Sapphire and Steel", only shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I loved it.
It may be shit if I watched it again now, but I thought it was great at the time. Joan Collins getting her head chopped off by her husband because she had it stuck in his expensive sculpture, George Peppard blowing himself up because he didn't clean his rifle and...

...actually, those are the only two I remember. Maybe it wasn't so great.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Did he have a six foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door,
by any chance?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Yeah, he left a lot of small bequests to a lot of people
so it was pretty lengthy

Edit: Whatever, ninj
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)

It wasn't even a ninj.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)

It was. He ninjed it.
Quickly, but still.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)

She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake.
And now it's only 44m.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Cos he's a DORTY FECKIN CONT
who likes that kind of thing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)

MACKEDONIAN!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Thistle 0 - East Fife 4

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)