Innit!
I'm a bleedin oasis of loveliness in this desert of cunts.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You really need to get yourself a mooncup.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Pfft!
Nothing goes up my fanny that isn't attached to something or someone else.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)

What about something of Kroney's?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)

......or brown.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Not EVERYTHING I own is brown you know.
My car's red. How about that?
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)

So you wouldn't shag a black guy?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Truthfully no.
I like geeky men and you don't get many geeks of afro carribean descent.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I give you John Tickle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I like him : )
Oops! no I don't. Thinking of wrong person.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I think our IT support guys here would disagree
judging by the amount of X-Men T-shirts on display today.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:50, Reply)

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Ok we have one cute geeky black guy.
My love life is crap enough without shrinking the demographic I'm attracted to any more.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Oh come off it.
I'm sure you want to shag the manly man that is Maurice Moss.

If you like, I could write you a little erotic fiction featuring you two to get you started.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:04, Reply)

How about this one?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)

whachootalkboutWillis*?



*I know it's not him. I'm being 'racialist'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:13, Reply)