Because we're awesome.
Alt: because we don't want you back.

I jest, of course. I don't even know who you are.
In other news, I've just been inside some caves. It was very pretty, and not filled with guinea pigs and welshness.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:58, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Caves?
Which caves?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)

TGB

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Cheddar caves.
Such fun.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)

As long as you remember to bring your own crackers.
They'll rip you right off at the gift shop, otherwise.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Hi Jeff!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:04, Reply)

You were in BGB's cheesy cave?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)

did you buy any cave matured cheese?
makes any supermarket chedder taste like rubberised monkey jism in comparison
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Yeah, we're going back to get some in a minute.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:08, Reply)