Time for a new thread.
I recently noticed an advert on Face Book for a Fragrance for Men, called BANG, it even has a bottle that looks like it was hit buy a car. I assume this is in an attempt to make men's perfume less girly seeming.

So, a question: Do you use lots of Male Grooming products to cover the smell of despair and desperation, or is the once-monthly bath enough for you.

Alt: Gayest Name you can think of for a similar product.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:27, 30 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The product in question if anybody cares:
BANG
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Is it 'Bang' by Marc Jacobs to which you refer?
I've got some of that. The burds are choking for it when I wear that. Guaranteed. ^*

_{* Might not actually be guaranteed}
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)

That's the stuff.
I'd not be able to use it for laughing and shouting "BANG!" like a 2-year-old but you are evidently more mature than I.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)

The GF bought it for me
So it's a case of wear it or perish.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I used to get that from the ex wife.
She liked citrony sents, I did not, I sppend half my time smelling like jiff.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)

ff zz
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Well now I do, obviously /so alone
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Alt: Spunk for Men

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Totally
you could do it in a cock-shaped bottle
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I've never been one for fragrances for men.
I've occasionally worn something that was given to me, but generally speaking I try to just be free of any odors at all. I bathe daily with Ivory soap, use unscented deodorant and don't even use dryer sheets. Why, you ask? Because I grew up in an area with plenty of biting insects, and those tend to be attracted by perfumes.

But now it seems that my taste for beer is what makes the mosquitoes really go after me and ignore all others! If I go without for a few days the little bastards ignore me, but if I have a few the night before suddenly I'm swarmed with miniature vampires.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Do not live in a swamp then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Sadly, half of Virginia is low lying.
My back yard has no standing water, and there is none within a quarter mile of the place, yet the little fuckers are everywhere. If I go out there for ten minutes wearing shorts, my legs get chewed.

Strangely enough, they only really seem attracted to my legs.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)

They must be your best feature

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I tend to think
it's because they're lazy little bastards who can't be arsed to fly more than two feet above the ground. If I stand out there wearing boots, socks, jeans and no shirt I'm fine.

(Of course my neighbors might argue with that, but that's a different matter.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I'm horrifically allergic to the little bastards.
Once bitten, I swell up faster than Chompy's knob once he catches a glimpse of a semi conscious woman.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Oooo!
that's REALLY swollen then!

If I get bitten I itch for an hour or so, then it fades- but for that hour I'm a doubled-over scratching cursing ball of venom.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Lucky you.
I've come back from holidays with two week old bites that have persisted for months afterwards.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:00, Reply)

My immunity was hard won.
I spent the first eighteen years of my life being chewed every summer by Adirondack black flies and deer flies. (Google for them to read the tales of woe from others. They have been known to drive strong men mad.) After a period of years you develop a resistance to the bites, so your body can throw off the effect more quickly than most.

I don't recommend the experience.

I can, however, recommend Burt's Bees insect repellent. All herbal, inoffensive smelling, but very effective!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I VOTE CHOMPY
ta ra.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)

you would, you cunt.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)

EMO!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Fuckwit.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Skint Cunt

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:19, Reply)

That's Monty you're thinking of.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Alt: 'Comrade Quixote de la Puerta Nueva de la Cruz'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:49, Reply)

That would be a fucking gay name for a perfume.
I'd change my name, but as we all know, people who do that are bent.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I'm stuck with this one now

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I'll let you have your old one back if you blow me.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:05, Reply)

"it even has a bottle that looks like it was hit buy a car."
A nice line in subliminal advertising. Which car company do you work for?
(Cave Duck, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:00, Reply)

None of them
Car companys are bent.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:07, Reply)