I'm meeting her at a Slug and lettuce and I've already printed off a 50% off voucher
how's that for disinterested?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:57, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

smooth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:58, Reply)

only use the voucher for your half of the bill

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Yep, I should do that, and order for her, "I'll have the ribs, I think she should have the salad"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Tell her she is surprisingly light on her feet for a big girl.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Tell her she doesn't sweat much for a fat bird

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)

All great tips, I'm writing them obviously on the back of my hand.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Ask her if she's a single mum
and then ask her if she'd like to be
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Ha ha,
another for the list.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Holy fuck...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Do not pay with a voucher, please
whiteninjacomics.com/comics/1229.shtml
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Fuck no, vouchers are cool!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I don't know if she'll think the same

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)

This is giving me flashbacks to one of my sister's old boyfriends
Never met the feller, but apparently, despite being from Chester (i.e., not struggling for money) all their dates ended up being planned around whatever he had vouchers for. At least, nearly every date ended with him grandly offering to pay the bill and then rifling through his wallet for another "50% off" coupon or similar.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Oh yeah, one of your "sisters" "old boyfriends" yeah. Of course.
So how is Lampers?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Cheeky sod...
Yeah, she's alright thanks. Her summer job's keeping her occupied in the daytime which is why you won't have seen much of her recently. Still, that all comes to a (rather frantic) finale next week, so she'll probably be back in the cozy world of t'interweb once she's slept it off.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Are you demonstrating your prowess as an internet hardnut on the 1st October and coming for a 4pm Tayyabs?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I didn't know about the Tayyabs thing
is it open to everyone, or only you two?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:33, Reply)

It's only for men.
And hardnuts at that.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Oh well
Just as good. Last time I had curry I spent the night vomiting, so it's probably not a good idea. But I might go, just to annoy you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I'm sure that woulnd't be a problem
but you should bring your rumbling chain. Or at least a blade.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I didn't realise I was invited
I would like to (see below). If I am able, I probably will, just to demonstrate my prowess as the hardest teapot in East London.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:41, Reply)

You didn't think Monty would organise a Tayyabs without inviting his "beard" did you?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Ha! Good point....

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Say hello to her!
Are you two coming to the bash in October?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Hopefully very probably almost certainly.
Or, in English: Lampers almost certainly will be. I hope very much to be able to join you all, though it will depend on my progress over the next two-and-a-half weeks. I'm rather hoping to have submitted my thesis the day before. If I manage that, then yes, I will be there.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Well, what are you doing in here, then
Go back to work!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:17, Reply)