An offline girl?
Do online girl exist?

From where do you know her?

Have a good shower, don't use perfume (only a bit if you must), get your hairs to look nice.

Be nice during the dinner. Try to make her laugh, but not too hard. Offer to pay, and if she insists in paying half you tell her that she can pay the next dinner you have together (if she doesn't insist... well, sorry...)

If she doesn't work tomorrow, go for a few drinks with her; ask her if she wants to go dancing. If she works tomorrow, offer to take her out for drinks/dancing on friday (or before her day off)

You might not get freaky today, but maybe there'll be a bigger possibility of you getting it on friday.

Oh, yes, and wank before meeting her.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Be nice during the dinner. Try to make her laugh, but not too hard. Offer to pay, and if she insists in paying half you tell her that she can pay the next dinner you have together (if she doesn't insist... well, sorry...)

If she doesn't work tomorrow, go for a few drinks with her; ask her if she wants to go dancing. If she works tomorrow, offer to take her out for drinks/dancing on friday (or before her day off)

You might not get freaky today, but maybe there'll be a bigger possibility of you getting it on friday.

Drug her drink and smash her back doors in behind 'Oceana'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Do you know milton keynes or did you actually google a map to find out?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I took a leap of the imagination
that the city centre of somewhere like MK would have a 'Slug and Lettuce' and 'Oceana' close together...fucking depressing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:09, Reply)

About 100 meters away.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)

This is why could never live somewhere like MK or Reading or The North

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I'm going straight from work so no showers or wanks, but I look good.
I've known her for ages though, there's no need for me to try to impress her.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)

You can still wank in the toilet
you don't want to go out there with your gun loaded, man.

And no vouchers. Well... how much do you like her?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:07, Reply)

She's just a friend, a very hot friend but just a friend.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Is she menopausal?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I don't get this, is this a hot flushes thing?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Probably
Be on the lookout for abnormally long thighs and anal musk, as well...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Nah she's like half chinese so a short arse.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Abnormally short thighs could lead to similar difficulties
And if we're going to trawl through old memes like this, you should probably check she's not your half-sister as well...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:16, Reply)

So
You're not really expecting to get freaky at all?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Nope, if I do I wouldn't object but I'm just meeting for a catch up.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I see
Maybe you should try. I think drinks and dancing are the safest option to get close without showing too much of your game.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Just don't dance too close if you've got a raging lob-on

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:23, Reply)

A guy I met on a pub some time ago
was dancing with me, very close, and said the sweetest words ever:

"Abe, you make it be like a big black pudding" (kind of literal translation there, I hope it makes sense)

I inmediately stopped dancing with him and went to meet my girlfriends, who are probably still laughing at him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Jesus tittyfucking H Christ.
So, basically, "You've made it full of blood, albeit still rather squidgy, and with a rather strong flavour than not many people like..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:34, Reply)

And black
very black. He wasn't black. I didn't want to see it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:10, Reply)