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There was a 'Come dine with me' from Brizzle today.
Only one contestant served cider though.
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girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:55,
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What a bunch of benders.
I'm Sooooooo taking you and QC on the cider boat.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:56,
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Magic!!
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girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:59,
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I'm fairly sure I've sent you photos of the injuries I've suffered on the cider boat.
If not, I've complained about heart pain!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:01,
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I really cannot handle my cider.
just sayin.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:01,
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Like I care!
:-)
*Books 4 halves of Old Bristolian*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:02,
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You can have Ribena then.
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girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:02,
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We don't do 'cider and black'
Them's fightin' words!
Don't worry, I'll order some 'spastic's medium' in - he'll be fine. Although don't be expecting him to perform.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:04,
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snakebite and black
nom
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:05,
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Or an 'afterbirth' as we know it...
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:06,
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because in bristol
it's what you get fed just after you're born
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:10,
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Yes Captain.
We also eat the first hoover-bag of a dyson-shy Taff.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:11,
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dysons don't have hoover bags
/has learnt something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:13,
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Captain.
Tonight. You'll be going to bed, knowing you've got a piggie called JEFF under your control.
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:21,
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the phrase under control
shows how you have misunderstood guinea pigs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:23,
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He is STILL CALLED JEFF though!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:26,
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lucky babies
Is there a proper name for snakebite with a shot of vodka in it?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:12,
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abomination
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:13,
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Going by the hangover this is fair.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:14,
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The correct name is 'breakfast'
However we miss the lager element!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:21,
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