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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i hate my job.
Okay not necessarily the job, but management is terrible and employees don't give a shit about anything.
I may start writing a blog about how stupid my job is.
Would you read it?

Do you have a blog?

Alt: I miss you guys :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:03, 224 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Now that you've retired Battereds come back.
Coincidence ?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:06, Reply)
you're not trying to say what i think you're trying to say

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:08, Reply)
While the cats away...

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:11, Reply)
i wonder if he still has me on ignore

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Different account, gaz him some personal abuse to find out

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)
can you gaz someone if they have you on ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Yes, you can.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:20, Reply)
good to know
Dont know enough about battered to gaz personal abuse though it is a new account
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:25, Reply)
i didnt retire
I have a job :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:10, Reply)
If your blog had real life human drama about zombies
I'd read it.

Alt: We miss you too.

I didn't know she'd gone
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:10, Reply)
gutted

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:10, Reply)
There there, the truth hurts sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:12, Reply)
oh man :(
applied for anything else?

I kind of have a blog - I do a bit on coll3ctive
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:10, Reply)
not really, had an interview to be a server but the guy was a bit of a twat

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:11, Reply)
That's IT for you!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Were you giving out too many chips?

(Cave Duck, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:03, Reply)
What ya been up to honey pie?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:12, Reply)
working and slowly dying of manflu/aids

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)
*epic sadface*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:15, Reply)
yeah, life kinda sucks, not gonna lie
I pretty much hate everything
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:16, Reply)
: (
Life will get better. I Speak from someone who knows.

Although now is a bit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:19, Reply)
i'm going to stop myself before i get all philisophical and depressing
Hope you're well Beej
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:21, Reply)
She is now she's being fingerbanged!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:25, Reply)
I need love Rory, not fingerbanging.
Will you love me?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)
I know now why you love, but it's something I can never do.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Gutted!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Gaz pisto.... er 'The Luggage' he outted himself as a Virgin I believe, show him what humans mean by love
squelshy sex full of fanny farts followed by a good cry
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)
*fingerpistols*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:40, Reply)

istols enis
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Are you casting aspersions on Rory's girth?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:45, Reply)
I suppose I should.
Given then he'll get 18 weeks inside for his come-back! :-)

How are you DG - all well?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Got a glass of red wine in my hand
and a huge pan of chilli just about ready to dish up. What's not to like?

How's your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Shattered.
No idea why (bar the fact I ought to think about going to bed about an hour earlier than I do most nights).

I've got a bottle of Cusquena beer. It was cheap. But it doesn't taste half bad.

Aside from that, I've had Chinese food. Tell me more about the Chilli.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)
Not much to tell.
It's a fairly run of the mill con carne, really. Bloody nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)
So how come you aren't heading to the capital for the bash?
I'd have enjoyed a pint with you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)
The missus is going.
I'm staying here for child reasons. I'm going in November for a gig with Clendrix, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Ah well.
He'll do the washing up eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Christ on a fucking spacehopper.
It's slower than Joey Deacon on an advanced dictation course in here tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)
OT: 'Moving at the speed of a spastic in a magnet factory'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)
My favourite line ever from Life on Mars.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:07, Reply)
You know it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYeNuCTf_PE
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Hi hon!
I've missed planet dinosaur on BBC1. Gutted!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)
iPlayer hon. It's all about the iPlayer.
I missed the first episode of ******* **** I'll catch up later.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)
I'm not keen on watching programmes on tinternet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:59, Reply)
If you've got Virgin Media, you get the iPlayer on the telly - proper like.
Otherwise, YOU'RE FUCKED!

(Unless you hook your computer up to the telly)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Evening Blousie.
Yeah, I forgot it was on as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Only just over a week till awesomeness.
I hope a spell on the beach is on the cards for me and mildew?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Weather permitting, yes.
We were thinking Saturday night for a curry and then the Tap?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:15, Reply)
WITCHCRAFT!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Hang on. Do you mean a different type of spell?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:14, Reply)
From a piece of driftwood? That would smart.

(Cave Duck, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Hi Krizzle!
Probably not, yes with only one post on it and Missed you too in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Capital 'M' lolz.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)
you are easily amused

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Sorry Captain.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Me too, it makes life easier.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Thank God for that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:42, Reply)
you gettin religeon girl?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:42, Reply)
*speaks in tongues*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:43, Reply)
*Throws holy water and lithium*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:44, Reply)
*grabs lithium and lets holy water fall to the ground and smash into a thousand peices*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:45, Reply)
*has a schmoke*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:46, Reply)
*has an idea*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:47, Reply)
*is intreagued*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:48, Reply)
*taps nose*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)
*scratches head*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:52, Reply)
There is a cream for that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Yeah, but I can't usually get it that far up.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:55, Reply)
hehe!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Buys SuperGlue.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:47, Reply)
*is confused*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:50, Reply)
i thought you might get stuck on that

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)
*groans*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I hope you listened to Sid.
And that everything is well with the piggies. Especially the new one. The new one called JEFF.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:55, Reply)
_temporarily_ called Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:57, Reply)
That'll do.
But by tomorrow, you'll be wondering what to call the squeaky little fucker and you be all, 'Oowww, Jeff, you're so cute!'

And the name will stick.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:59, Reply)
alright quendoids?
I still find it hilarious how Rory paints himself as a cunty ubertroll when he's lovely really.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Innit....

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Easy now.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:44, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Queen are fucking gash.
Never do that again.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:49, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)
If you do it again you'll be nothing to me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:55, Reply)
ooh! Vienna!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:56, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrXiaPVeHY
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:57, Reply)
queen are great

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Oh yes.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:03, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzoebhQ7hjQ
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I love Napalm Death.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Me too.
I have Poison Idea on now.

A bit glam for my tastes but they are alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Any good songs Plumdozer?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho7a_nfaqJ8

Actually this is a better use of it www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1qihwMN0JM
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Old but great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwsDzBge_kE

It's on the new Jamie Jones mix CD. That and the Cajmere track are the standouts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:05, Reply)
*guesses right*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I don't have a blog
I did when I was a lot younger. It's still floating out there somewhere

Alt:We miss you as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:46, Reply)
How are you petal?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Good thank you.
I trampolined for ages :) (for me)

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Slightly squiffy but quite clear headed and happy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Best way to be
any special occasion, or just fancied some wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Wanted to be comfortably numb.
Anyhoo! Very much looking forward to the WSM bash.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Sounds like Nirvana
I am as well :) are you heading down to London as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Yup!
I'm going to party like it's 1998.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Excellent
I look forward to seeing that. I'm off my meds for that night so I can drink :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:03, Reply)
I might do similar.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:07, Reply)
*high five*
though it does mean my walking might be a bit shit
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I'll have the house to myself that weekend.
Ish. I shall be monumentally geeky and raid the DVD collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Got any favourites ready to watch?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:26, Reply)
I'll see what takes my fancy.
Although I'm having a mate over for a Who-fest at some point, so I'll probably let him choose.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)
I need my meds more than my meds needs me.
It comes to something when the chemist you use on a regular basis refuses to keep them in stock because they are too expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I've just bought one of those pre-payment cards
£29.99 for three months. Definitely a saving now they charge per item
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:25, Reply)
I don't have that issue.
Thanks to me suggesting that the 6 monthly hosptial appointments mean no change in dose. On that basis, I get a 3 month supply.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Amberl my pretty.
I've let myself down.

I missed the return of ******** ****

Am I still in the club?

I apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:48, Reply)
...I will confess, so did I
bbciplayer as repentence for our sins, the pair of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Bless me sister, for I have sinned.
It has been a while since my last ******** ****.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I shall watch it later
the woman who plays the receptionist is on Strictly Come Dancing
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:03, Reply)
I don't watch Strictly.
However, I will watch ******** ****. Although not until tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I think I might watch Strictly this year.
I am ashamed to say it, but Lulu is a total, high grade milf.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Is she a MILF or a GILF?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Don't care.
I would do things to her that would make Fiona Bruce blush.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:28, Reply)
I used to blog.
I have a wonderful narrative voice, and dive between high falutin' arty fartiness and sweary bizzle.

Much like I do on here.

Yo squizzle?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I also have a 'I have a wonderful narrative voice' I was the 'you are next in queue' for a number of call centers.

However, I fear this was more down to the fact that I sound like a West Country 'Phil Mitchell' than I do a warm and welcoming introduction to an organisation.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:52, Reply)
There was a 'Come dine with me' from Brizzle today.
Only one contestant served cider though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:55, Reply)
What a bunch of benders.
I'm Sooooooo taking you and QC on the cider boat.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Magic!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I'm fairly sure I've sent you photos of the injuries I've suffered on the cider boat.
If not, I've complained about heart pain!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:01, Reply)
I really cannot handle my cider.
just sayin.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Like I care!
:-)

*Books 4 halves of Old Bristolian*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:02, Reply)
You can have Ribena then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:02, Reply)
We don't do 'cider and black'
Them's fightin' words!

Don't worry, I'll order some 'spastic's medium' in - he'll be fine. Although don't be expecting him to perform.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:04, Reply)
snakebite and black
nom
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Or an 'afterbirth' as we know it...

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:06, Reply)
because in bristol
it's what you get fed just after you're born
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Yes Captain.
We also eat the first hoover-bag of a dyson-shy Taff.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)
dysons don't have hoover bags
/has learnt something
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Captain.
Tonight. You'll be going to bed, knowing you've got a piggie called JEFF under your control.

hahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:21, Reply)
the phrase under control
shows how you have misunderstood guinea pigs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:23, Reply)
He is STILL CALLED JEFF though!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:26, Reply)
lucky babies
Is there a proper name for snakebite with a shot of vodka in it?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:12, Reply)
abomination

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Going by the hangover this is fair.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)
The correct name is 'breakfast'
However we miss the lager element!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:21, Reply)
My life is simply too mundane to blog.
Not that such things put off others.
(888777555, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Good man.
keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:01, Reply)
This reads as sarcastic/nasty, it was not meant that way.
/monty
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Blogs are shit

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Your face is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:59, Reply)
So is his cock.....
After it has been INSIDE a mans BUM.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Is it me, or is the word BUM funnier now than it was when we were kids?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Yes because bum means bum fun which is ruder.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:09, Reply)
your crochet is shit

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Don't you oppress my Internet Wife.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:10, Reply)
internet him 'im Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)
You can only say that if your crochet is better than mine and have imperical prooof.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I don't even know any goblins so fuck you!

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Started one during my breakdown.
Then I ran out of things to say and started making shit up. Then realised it was all a load of wank and deleted it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Breakdown highfives!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:09, Reply)
*Calls and RAC and the AA*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Looking back on it,
it wasn't so much a breakdown as an otherwise ordinary journey where everything apart from the chassis, the wheels and the engine suddenly fell off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)
My rear end was a mess.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:21, Reply)
So you joined QOTW then?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:15, Reply)
It's funny because it conforms to the stereotype of all QOTW posters being pathological liars and frauds.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)
You forgot the bit where I shouted "Troll! Troll!" at someone and tried to get them banned because they wouldn't agree with me.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:22, Reply)
You were SpankyHanky
AICM poorly written, over egged wank fantasy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Replace "trying to get people banned" with "indignation and back-pedalling" and you've got this lad.
www.b3ta.com/questions/b3tamemories/post1352586
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Even I found this disturbing and I'm usually so indifferent.,

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:29, Reply)
He's a sub-literate nonce.
He fits right in on /talk.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:38, Reply)
i thought battered had used the money from the sale of his company to have you "whacked"
Glad you're not dead!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)
So. Chompy. You're not knee deep in clunge then...

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:18, Reply)
He saves the clunge fest for the weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Nope, I didn't take my waders.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:21, Reply)
weirdly
someone posted this on fb earlier www.womeninwaders.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Are you kidding?
He's typing this on his i-phone that's resting on the shoulder blades of a nubile nymph who's currently receiving a vigorous back scuttling from him.

You can tell this because he forgot to capitalise the 'I' at the start of his post.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:21, Reply)
the images, the images...

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I aim to please, Comrade.
Plus I just wanted to get the phrase 'back scuttling' in somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:23, Reply)
yes dear

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Nah, the voucher system gives him 50% off.
Thus the lower case.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:29, Reply)
i am so tired
I'm drinking warm milk. I think I need someone to tuck me into bed, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:24, Reply)
*tucks cavey*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:24, Reply)
is this a eupehmism?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Moi?
I never make suggestive comments, you know that. I just thought you could use a good tucking.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:27, Reply)
*faints*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:28, Reply)
*tucks Blousie too*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:28, Reply)
crazy tucker

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Take Jeff to bed!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:25, Reply)
ummmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Is that a moist sound or not?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Ahem!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Don't worry. It's the new piggy.
*Offers to put the cat out*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:27, Reply)
if it's on fire, you really should just do it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Lets be honest. Higgs has a new friend call Jeff.
You've no better name for him, and given that EVERYONE on OT thinks your new piggy is called Jeff, you might as well leave his name as that.

Give it a week, and he'll be punning like a good 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:33, Reply)
except for all the people who I told that he was called Homer
how many puns can 'squeak' fit into?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:34, Reply)
Eeek's hard to tell.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:35, Reply)
*sings softly*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:26, Reply)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:26, Reply)
*puts hand in bowl of warm water*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:28, Reply)
your hand will be warm and damp, now, silly

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:30, Reply)
*puts Cavey's hand in bowl of warm water*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:33, Reply)
oh man, now one's cleaner than the other

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:37, Reply)
one might almost say 'squeeky clean'

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:38, Reply)
I'm going to bed.
I can't handle any more sexual tension and innuendo.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:31, Reply)
I'm going to bed too Blousie.
Sleep well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:33, Reply)
toodles Jeffy

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:34, Reply)
*kisses on cheek*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:34, Reply)
*gets back in cage*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:35, Reply)
and nighty night to you too
don't let the bed bugs bite, I hear you still have them in the west
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:35, Reply)
ni, night

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:34, Reply)
*kisses on other cheek* ; )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:34, Reply)
Arse lolz.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:35, Reply)
I shall never wash my bottom again.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:36, Reply)
again?
this implies you cleaned your bum once. I refuse to believe that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:38, Reply)
I'm not Welsh, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:39, Reply)
nighty night

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:34, Reply)
*kisses on lips*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:36, Reply)
*smooch*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Wooo! Lezzer action!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:36, Reply)

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