Started one during my breakdown.
Then I ran out of things to say and started making shit up. Then realised it was all a load of wank and deleted it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:08, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Breakdown highfives!

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:09, Reply)

*Calls and RAC and the AA*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Looking back on it,
it wasn't so much a breakdown as an otherwise ordinary journey where everything apart from the chassis, the wheels and the engine suddenly fell off.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)

My rear end was a mess.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:21, Reply)

So you joined QOTW then?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Ha!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:15, Reply)

It's funny because it conforms to the stereotype of all QOTW posters being pathological liars and frauds.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)

You forgot the bit where I shouted "Troll! Troll!" at someone and tried to get them banned because they wouldn't agree with me.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:22, Reply)

You were SpankyHanky
AICM poorly written, over egged wank fantasy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Replace "trying to get people banned" with "indignation and back-pedalling" and you've got this lad.
www.b3ta.com/questions/b3tamemories/post1352586
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Even I found this disturbing and I'm usually so indifferent.,

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:29, Reply)

He's a sub-literate nonce.
He fits right in on /talk.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:38, Reply)