Simon Cowell is so hilariously gay.
Someone's got something on him with all the stories currently coming out about him having threesomes and loads of liaisons with girls.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Him spending lots of time with Max Clifford on that Louis Theroux episode was telling

(McChinaman banned, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:00, Reply)

It may not be what you were implying
But I now have the image of Cowell and Clifford as lovers lodged in my head. Cowell is doing Clifford with that smug smile of his, it's nauseating.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Yeah, well, thanks for sharing, now I have it in my head
*sicks*
(McChinaman banned, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:04, Reply)

This was the plan.
If I have to suffer with it, there's no reason anyone else should keep their breakfast down.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)

With the threesome story.
It's like, "not only am I hetero, I'm SUPER hetero". Gayest man alive, nailed on.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Never mind how he looks
you can tell by his taste in "music".

(Apologies to gays with good music taste, but you ARE in the minority there).
(McChinaman banned, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Speaking of hetero
Have you been out with your "new" friends recently?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)