Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | Popular
With all the negative stuff about the kids of today in the news, it’s refreshing to read something that makes you proud sometimes.www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23986943-nursery-school-bigots.do
'more than 20,000 pupils aged 11 or younger were reported to their local authorities last year for racism. Among the insults reported in 2009-10 were "broccoli head" and "gaylord".'
Maybe we'll be OK in the future after all.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:24,
130 replies,
latest was 14 years ago)
I think you'll prefer this news storywww.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-percy-foster-dies-in-badger-den/story-e6frf7jx-1226137921668
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:27, Reply)
I dont even need to read the story and I'm lolling!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:30,
Reply)
He does fucking look like Ramsey mind(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:34,
Reply)
The badgers were later heard complaining about small portions "fucking nouvelle cuisine" being a direct quote.(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)
BLIMEY IT@S CAVEDUCK!!!I forget are you a wanker?
(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:48,
Reply)
Yes. I'm unsure of my exact wanker rating, but Psychochomp will have it on a database somewhere, directly imported from a spreadsheet that is based on several weighted factors. He's the Duckworth Lewis of internet wankery.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:57, Reply)
You'd be sett for life after that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:42,
Reply)
People have flounced for less(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:49,
Reply)
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1354245
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:46,
Reply)
I don't want to read the story, it can't live up to what is in my head.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:35,
Reply)
I'm pretty sure he died, and his body was found by people gassing badgersthe rest is lies.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)
I am dubious about there 'Stories Start Here' claimgiven that it's from The Sunday Sport which hasn't existed for about 5 months now.
(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:40,
Reply)
It's back in circulation again.The Daily Sport is no more though.
(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 11:23,
Reply)
I was speaking to Cow Jr about her nursery school and the fact that there was a Nigerian girl in her classIt was quite refreshing to hear that she hadn't even noticed Nyaja was different to her
(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:32,
Reply)
Or even different FROM her.You may have got 100% in Chemistry...
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:36,
Reply)
Can I take back something I said yesterday?I said that I liked bad comic book movies including 'Daredevil'. I can only assume I was drunk the first three times I watched it, because I watched it last night as a sober man and it's fucking awful.
(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:36,
Reply)
I feel better now, thank you.And to get back to the topic at hand, how is 'Gaylord' a racist term?
(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:39,
Reply)
It's offensive to the gay race. Duh.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:41,
Reply)
Or 'Bristol Half Marathon' as its also known,ISN'T THAT RIGHT, AL????
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:42,
Reply)
Queer as a three mile race?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:46,
Reply)
I think you'll find that's called 3,000 Metre Walk.(ignore where I said Race4Life, I like this one better)
(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:47,
Reply)
Takes in 5 public toilets along the route(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:48,
Reply)
Oh man, I'm now thinking of the Gaylimpics.100m mince
The Diskgust throw (disgus? ermm, you know, the round disk)
The Spam Javaline
The 500m crack, sack and back stroke.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:01,
Reply)
DiscusAs in that great Belle & Sebastian line, "And now he's throwing discus / For Liverpool & Widnes".
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Bloody hellhave they started to steal their style from HMHB now?
(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:06,
Reply)
Now?That album was around 1996
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:07,
Reply)
I wouldn't know reallyIt just sounds like the sort of thing HMHB would write.
(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:08,
Reply)
Broccoli head should be a more widely used insultKids are bastards everyone knows that. Reporting them isn't going to help
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:39,
Reply)
You would say that, you fucking brocolli head.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:40,
Reply)
You massive gaylordGaying it up round London
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:42,
Reply)
Yeah? Well, you're...you're a...a.....DAMN YOU.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:43,
Reply)
Lost for words gaylord?*bullying*
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:45,
Reply)
Good morning you itchy prolapsed anus. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:49,
Reply)
Greetingsyou scabrous, suppurating bell-end.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:51,
Reply)
All Nursery Schools are 5 minutes of unsupervised play away from Lord of the Fliesto combine the previous thread, I was kicked out of nursery school for inciting the other children to climb on the piano.
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:48,
Reply)
That's good,but not on a par with Nakers' German midget story.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:51,
Reply)
Nobody can compete with that.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:54,
Reply)
My brother got called icecream head when he was little cos his hair was curly. I don't know how it equated to being an icecream head, but apparently it did.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)
I've just been either a good samaritan or a bit creepy.I found someones work pass on my walk in next to a bus stop and I found her on facebook and sent her a message saying she can pick it up from my offices reception.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)
I bet she is a bit freaked out that you found her that easily.You've been a creepy samaritan, I think.
(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:43,
Reply)
She's the only UK person on facebook with that name.Plus the badge has a picture on.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)
Tell her you'll pop it round after workand that you've picked her up a bottle of her favourite perfume
(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:47,
Reply)
I did start typing "where do you work I'll drop it round when I'm on my lunch"and thought 1) That's weird and 2) fuck you, I didn't drop my pass like a spastic you pick it up.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)
A picture now partially obscured by spunk.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:47,
Reply)
Your attempts to pick up women get more elaborate as time goes on.(
girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:47,
Reply)
That's what made it seem creepy. I would have done it for a guy as well she just happens to be annoyingly pretty.(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)
How is Broccoli head racist?Oh, and in reply to last night, no I did not know that, thanks.
(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:47,
Reply)
I assumed it was referring to people with Afros.Or maybe that's just the latent racist in me that made that connection.
(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:48,
Reply)
Jason LeeHe was great when he played for Southend, so I won't hear a bad word against him.
(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:53,
Reply)
Luckily I said 'hear' not 'read'Which is good, because he was shit at Forest and I had to read bad things about him every time I read the football pages.
(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:56,
Reply)
Fascinating story all round, that one.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:49,
Reply)
I have just added it to my Lovefilm queuewhich, being as they seem to send me the most recently added ones first will probably mean it gets sent to me when I return The Blair Whitch Project.
(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:54,
Reply)
I can't remember which paper it was.But there was a three year old who went up to his teacher and went "this work is so gay". Absolutely fantastic.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)
My nephew used to believe that anyone who wore his trousers high like Simon Cowell, was gay.(
girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:51,
Reply)
Well, I suppose it does count as something nestling against your arse...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:55,
Reply)
In my school it was long hair and/or flares.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:55,
Reply)
In my school that just marked you out as a Stone Roses fan.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:56,
Reply)
I could be wrongI just know I lived in fear when it got close to Haircut Time and to this day cannot wear'boot cut' trousers comfortably.
(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:59,
Reply)
Simon Cowell is so hilariously gay.Someone's got something on him with all the stories currently coming out about him having threesomes and loads of liaisons with girls.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Him spending lots of time with Max Clifford on that Louis Theroux episode was telling(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:00, Reply)
It may not be what you were implyingBut I now have the image of Cowell and Clifford as lovers lodged in my head. Cowell is doing Clifford with that smug smile of his, it's nauseating.
(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:02,
Reply)
This was the plan.If I have to suffer with it, there's no reason anyone else should keep their breakfast down.
(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:05,
Reply)
With the threesome story.It's like, "not only am I hetero, I'm SUPER hetero". Gayest man alive, nailed on.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Never mind how he looksyou can tell by his taste in "music".
(Apologies to gays with good music taste, but you ARE in the minority there).
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)
Speaking of heteroHave you been out with your "new" friends recently?
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)
A five minute walk around Shoreditch confirms that he is right.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:56,
Reply)
surely a five minute walk around shorditchwould confirm that everyone north of the river is gay?
(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:00,
Reply)
I'm playing a gig in Shoreditch next weekDoes this mean I might get bummed?
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:05,
Reply)
Good showIt's at a place called Maneros Bar.
Come to think of it, that does sound like some gay-love bar.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:09,
Reply)
'Man-Eros'Errr, I may be busy actually...
Which night is it?
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:11,
Reply)
I'll try to come.IN YOUR FACE.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:15,
Reply)
*kneels down with mouth open*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:24,
Reply)
Unbelievablythis is the second time this has happened to me today.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Yes, I enjoyed it so much the first time I thought I'd come back for more.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:45,
Reply)
You should definitely come RoryThen there will be 3 people watching.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:44,
Reply)
No but if you get really famous.People round that way will all say they saw you at next week's gig, but think you're shit and a sell out now.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Could be.Give me the address of the venue and I'll see what I can do.
What kind of thing do you play? would I like it?
(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:06,
Reply)
232 Kingsland Rd E2 8AXEr... I think Drone Folk would sum us up.
I don't know if you'll like it or not. That all rather depends on how good your taste is.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:12,
Reply)
My taste is exquisite.I have to warn you that my 'thing' is registering my dislike of bands by hurling shit-filled socks at them.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:13,
Reply)
I wouldn't expect anything lessI shall be bringing some bot dogs of my own to keep unruly audience members in check.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:23,
Reply)
From 4Square:"the door is yellow and it's very select about who gets in -but it's fast becoming a well respected venue both for it's music and cocktails also known as 'cock & tail'"
I'm not entirely sure what they are trying to say actually...
(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:14,
Reply)
'Does sir favour the, ah, 'savoury preserves'?'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:33,
Reply)
Hmmm... not sure.Folk yes, drone less so, probably not worth travelling north of the river for but might be worth it to support a fellow B3tan. Would you welcome such support or prefer to avoid it?
(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:19,
Reply)
All support gratefully received(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:22,
Reply)
OK, will see If I can find my passport before Tuesday.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:26,
Reply)
PossiblyCome down and find out for yourself.
You'll have to bring your own shit-filled sock, unless Monty is prepared to share.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:42,
Reply)
Well, obviously.Someone needs to service all the ladies of North London, if only to stop them coming to me, and I don't really have the time, what with having to satisfy every woman south of the river.
(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:08,
Reply)
You are Cowelling furiously herewith about as much success.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:12,
Reply)
Meh.You have found me out, I am a massive woofter of foxtrotian proportions.
(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:13,
Reply)
Pfffft.As if they'd go to you over me. I lick their arses for fuck sake.
(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Well, I do like then cleaned up before I take care of them. thanks for that.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:13,
Reply)
« Go Back | Reply To This »