We started a band last weekend.
With her toy crocodile on bass.

The guitar is really not bad, you know. It plays better than one of mine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I shall be "guitaring" tonight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)

What is the band called?
It looks pretty cool.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)

'Zyklon B'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Real answer
'Len-and-Dad-zillas' apparently.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Lucky as Zyklon b was already taken
Norwegian Black Metal, would you believe?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Well I never.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Is the real answer a Zingzillas reference?
I've not seen it, but apparently my niece loves it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Yes, sadly it is.
Like most kids' shows it's really bent, but it does teach the little scrotes about the world of music so it's better than than nauseating Scots bird who teaches shit science, or those cunts in Balamory.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)

You fucking love Miss Hoolie!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I'd bumrape Josie Jump for a dare.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I think Edie McCready would be a goer mind you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

In the back of her van. Phwooarr.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Nice.
My son has just started expressing an interest in playing his guitar. He likes to sit cross-legged on the floor with me and make ambient scratchy noises or attempt to play the Imperial March theme on the open strings.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:04, Reply)

How old is he?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Five
I think it is around this age when you actually develop enough strength in the fingers to be able to fret a chord.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I tuned my daughter's guitar
to an open G in the hope that she becomes a slide ace.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)

It is your pink guitar as you well know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Nah, Monty is more of a pink oboe player

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)

skin flute
fleshy flugelhorn
spunk trumpet
etc
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Man's penis

( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Good plan
It's a bit more encouraging if it doesn't sound completely shite for them as they bash at the strings.
It worked for Keef too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I concur, it's a good idea
But Madonna was also started off with an open tuned guitar.
( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

She's good, but she's no 'Erasure', eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

*sigh*
It's difficult to take the musical high road when you have taste as bad as mine. I literally booked tickets to see Erasure yesterday. This will be the third time I'll have seen them.
( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

*shakes head wearily*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

In other music news...
I forgot to say - I took delivery of that Baby Huey LP earlier this week. Your assessment was about right, a couple of tracks the you can skip over but the rest is all good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Glad you like it.
I love that guy. 'Listen to Me' is a stone cold classic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)