A civil partnership *is* a marriage
and vice versa.

You nonce.
( djtrialprice, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:55, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

alright there, haven't seen you round here before.

(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:58, Reply)

you were too busy noncing to notice the second, no, third best person on b3ta.
You fucking moronic nonce twat
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Al, I was in Sainsburies up by your way today after seeing a flat.
Why didn't you tell me about that place? I bought some steaks that they cut to what I asked, and cheese too, and I got to try some cheeses. I reckon if I play my cards right, I could get a free lunch once every two weeks there by trying bits'n'bobs.

Those flats behind it are on a really nice estate but they're TINY for their money.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Gonz you fool, if you want steak round mine
Go to Moore and Sons opposite the odeon. Seriously. Best butchers by a country mile.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Yeh Gonz you fool.
Get round there and get some steaks for our next dinner date.
( thealternativefact, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I had steaks last night.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Which you cooked for your gorgeous wife, because you're all lovely and that.

( thealternativefact, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:36, Reply)

damned right

(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Better than the one in cockfosters?
I needed to check out the sainsburies 'cus if I was gonna live there, I needed to know if they sale Yop (they do, two flavours, proper sized bottles).

Tell me what life is like in East/New Barnet. I found one place, two bedroom, £130k, I donno what's wrong with it but it's above a shop... what's wrong with this place?

www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/3801750?search_identifier=696993d86cbbdf7937f2306ecfa38043

I figure even if it's lease is like only a year, you can extend it for £50k by enough, and it would leave loads to do it up AMAZINGLy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Ugly :(
Can you really be bothered with doing it up that much? And would the money you invested in doing it up be reflected in how much you could sell it for?
( thealternativefact, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:41, Reply)

And I've just found the problem, Paul can't do a Poo at Paul's House, in that place.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:04, Reply)

You could go round to Al's...
...garden.
( thealternativefact, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Hmmmm, it's above an indian takeaway
So it might smell, the main road is a bit busy, but you're five minutes from the station and there is a budgens 2 mins away and an all you can eat chinese which our friend says is really good
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:44, Reply)

I can only assume that this means you think I'm the best person on b3ta.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:21, Reply)

sorry Jeff.
There is a vacancy for 4th if you like.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Fair enough.
It's still a Champions League spot, so I'll take it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Actually, that is not strictly true.
It should be true, but it isn't. You can't get a Civil Partnership in a church.

I know that's a seemingly minor point, and as a straight athiest I shouldn't give a fuck, but it's still wrong that a gay religious person can't get married in church if they want.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Which is why gay marriage is being looked into.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:59, Reply)