I bet ye thought ye'd never see the day...
So, the government has announced that homosexual marriage is to be made legal.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14960357
Now lets see Heterosexuals be allowed civil partnerships?
Thoughts? I think this is a good decision.
(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:11, 67 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Thoughts.....
You still won't be able to marry a 14 year old. You nonce.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I'm aware that my previously stated stances on politics and noncyphillia were utter garbage.
I fully retract those ill considered gibberings.
(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Nonce.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:56, Reply)

A civil partnership *is* a marriage
and vice versa.

You nonce.
( djtrialprice, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:55, Reply)

alright there, haven't seen you round here before.

(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:58, Reply)

you were too busy noncing to notice the second, no, third best person on b3ta.
You fucking moronic nonce twat
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Al, I was in Sainsburies up by your way today after seeing a flat.
Why didn't you tell me about that place? I bought some steaks that they cut to what I asked, and cheese too, and I got to try some cheeses. I reckon if I play my cards right, I could get a free lunch once every two weeks there by trying bits'n'bobs.

Those flats behind it are on a really nice estate but they're TINY for their money.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Gonz you fool, if you want steak round mine
Go to Moore and Sons opposite the odeon. Seriously. Best butchers by a country mile.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Yeh Gonz you fool.
Get round there and get some steaks for our next dinner date.
( thealternativefact, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I had steaks last night.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Which you cooked for your gorgeous wife, because you're all lovely and that.

( thealternativefact, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:36, Reply)

damned right

(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Better than the one in cockfosters?
I needed to check out the sainsburies 'cus if I was gonna live there, I needed to know if they sale Yop (they do, two flavours, proper sized bottles).

Tell me what life is like in East/New Barnet. I found one place, two bedroom, £130k, I donno what's wrong with it but it's above a shop... what's wrong with this place?

www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/3801750?search_identifier=696993d86cbbdf7937f2306ecfa38043

I figure even if it's lease is like only a year, you can extend it for £50k by enough, and it would leave loads to do it up AMAZINGLy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Ugly :(
Can you really be bothered with doing it up that much? And would the money you invested in doing it up be reflected in how much you could sell it for?
( thealternativefact, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:41, Reply)

And I've just found the problem, Paul can't do a Poo at Paul's House, in that place.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:04, Reply)

You could go round to Al's...
...garden.
( thealternativefact, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Hmmmm, it's above an indian takeaway
So it might smell, the main road is a bit busy, but you're five minutes from the station and there is a budgens 2 mins away and an all you can eat chinese which our friend says is really good
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:44, Reply)

I can only assume that this means you think I'm the best person on b3ta.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:21, Reply)

sorry Jeff.
There is a vacancy for 4th if you like.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Fair enough.
It's still a Champions League spot, so I'll take it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Actually, that is not strictly true.
It should be true, but it isn't. You can't get a Civil Partnership in a church.

I know that's a seemingly minor point, and as a straight athiest I shouldn't give a fuck, but it's still wrong that a gay religious person can't get married in church if they want.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Which is why gay marriage is being looked into.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Not a massive thing
you nonce.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:03, Reply)

also, in case you hadn't noticed (because you"ve been too busy noncing)
There is a world of difference between launching a consultation and actually doing it. A consultation is simply a long winded way of a political party making up evidence to justify what it is they think will win them more votes.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:16, Reply)

You appear to be a nonce.
I am not yet privvy to what it is that makes people accuse you of being a nonce, but given that people were so quick to say it I am inclined to believe that you deserve the accusation.

After a quick view of your most recent posts I am, however, fairly convinced that you are a moron.

So with that as the background, I feel happy to join in, you Moron Nonce.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I said that if someone of my age has sex with someone 2 years younger, it isn't automatically pervy.
Thats all. I never said I would ever consider it personally.
(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:20, Reply)

And I said
that I am not privvy to why you are being called a nonce, but I but you do appear to be a moron. My position hasn't changed.

www.b3ta.com/questions/dodgyworkethics/post1273030
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I stand by that post.
There is nothing inaccurate about it.
(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:25, Reply)

except you left out your noncing
And the fact that you're a fucking idiot
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Why specifically?
Is it cuz I is center-right?
(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

It's because you
are definitely a moron and seemingly a nonce.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I am asking you what specifically makes you assume I'm unintelligent.

(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)

You are right wing and 16.
Everyone knows that intelligent 16 year olds are into left wing politics.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:34, Reply)

And I refer you back to my earlier response.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I think that probably hurt you more than the nonce accusation

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Yep.

(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Which means you think there is nothing wrong with being a nonce.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Also:
"The Conservative party is not racist, needless to say as it is England's Majority party"

If you manage to make that conclusion by linking the second point to the first point, you are clearly not the sharpest tool in the box.

I have also now picked up on the fact that you think it is OK to have sex with a 14 year old, so I am very happy to stand by my claim that you are a moron nonce.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Actually, I didn't make that first point very well.
But just because I came across as a moron, it doesn't mean that you are not one too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:47, Reply)

The NASDWP was the majority party in the late 1930s in Germany.
Therefore the NASDWP could not have been racist.

Some top notch political science, right there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Everybody knows that the political right produces more nonces than the political left.
Noam Chomsky covered this in his seminal socio-political text 'Icthyophilia- toward a common future for fish-loving nonces'.

You should read Chomsky.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Oh, well played.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:33, Reply)

no it's because you have demonstrated time and time again, that you are a thicky spastic retard.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Nonce!
*goes back to watching tv*
( girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:25, Reply)

What's on the telly Blousie.......

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Strictly ballroom : D
The Australian film and not the series.
( girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

I thought we'd established the correct answer was 'a pot plant and a photo'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Hardly, I have a flat screen.

( girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Anyway, I had you down as more of a X Factor fan than that dancing show.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I'm all about the kitsch!

( girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Well get back in there and put my chips on!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Yes boss!

( girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)

You off out anywhere fun this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Nope! nothing on this weekend.

( girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Woo-Hoo! naked weekend.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:10, Reply)

It's cold though.
I suspect she's only doing this because she's run out of places to hang her coat.
( thealternativefact, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:26, Reply)

3 in a bed

(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

You nonce.
Why would heteros want to enter into civil partnership? The big deal about marriage for gays is that marriage is a religious thing as well as a legal thing. Gay Muslims or Christians can't have a ceremony which is religious for their CP.

Heteros already have the option of Civil Partnership, it's called getting married in a secular ceremony.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

I must admit I agree.

(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:31, Reply)

So your story is that your post had no point whatsoever?
You fucking nonce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Dont think I'll be coming back to this place any more tbh. You all have won.
And don't worry about me making a false comeback this time, t's over, Bye.
(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I'll miss you!
Well, I might, if I had a clue who you were.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Promise?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Yeah.

(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:49, Reply)

you fucking twat.
Grow a fucking pair, if you actually think you're right.

You nonce
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I been around here long enough.
I'll stay a lurker and that, my posting experiences are over.
(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:52, Reply)

you've not been around anything like enough
To get any intelligence through that thick noncing skull of yours.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:54, Reply)

But he was an IQ of 187!
An internet test told him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:56, Reply)

This site is fun, but at no time has anyone imparted any intelligence to me, apart from
the occasional attempt to say "Don't have this opinion because its not the same as ours",etc.
(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:57, Reply)

No, mostly people have said
if you have an opinion back it up with intelligent reasons
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:58, Reply)

They didn't do the same, ever.

(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:00, Reply)

This is untrue.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:02, Reply)

You weren't willing to accept
that people often have more life experience than you with which to evaluate whether theory will work in practice.

More than that your views were faddy.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Oh, no I accepted that.
What I then wouldn't accept was that their conclusions were the only valid ones.
(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:05, Reply)

For exapmple, just becuase one good person can tell one theory made their lives worse
doesn't mean I will discount the other two good people who tell me it made theirs better.
(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Nobody said that their view was the only valid one. Just that there are some views more valid than others.
Racist views are abhorrent, but are sincerely held by some people. The sincerity of those views gives them validity, but arguing through those views and exposing them as poisonous and ignorant makes anti-racist views more valid.

Do you understand?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Yeah but, why do you want to apply this to mainstream politics?

(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Because you have only a very basic understanding of things.
You should listen to Amberl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Look, I've never claimed to be the beating intellect behind the Tory party, but just because I might not be able to argue very well
does not mean there aren't like minded people out there who could do so very well indeed.
(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:20, Reply)

oh dear.
Listen to yourself:

"I believe something that I don't understand but other people do"

Does that even sound like a valid point of view to defend to you?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:22, Reply)

So you will hold a view, despite not having an argument in favour of it
and in the face of arguments against it.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Sounds religious to me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:24, Reply)

And NO, look, I DO understand my views, I have never been given a chance to ever argue them logically.

(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:26, Reply)

Yes, you have. Right now you have.
And you are really not doing a very good job of it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:28, Reply)

I am a member of several online forums in which I DO debate reasonably and throughly issues at hand.

(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Are those forums for teenagers and schoolkids?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Nope, not all of them.
One of them IS the Student Room, however.
(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:32, Reply)

That'll explain it.
Older and more intelligent posters on B3ta than the other forums you frequent.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:35, Reply)

That older= wiser is also cheep reasoning, surely?

(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:47, Reply)

No.
Life experience is valuable.

You will realise this in due course. Older is not necessarily wiser, but maturity engenders wisdom.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Alright, thanks for the life advice, I'll remember to keep my mind open and appreciate that
variety of view is the spice of democracy.
Bye.
(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:52, Reply)

There are some pretty smart teenagers around too you know.
One on forum there is a Privately educated 18 year old Labour Member from Herefordshire. We could not be more different but get on pretty well and respect each others views. He argues very logically and often uses sound philosophical, and provable statistical reasoning.
And if you want an example of some centre to left wingers who I agree with, to show I'm not a total Ideological opinionator, you could do worse than Frank Field, Paddy Ashdowne, Brian Paddick and Gerald Kauffman .
(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Frank Field is not left wing
Who was the second voice behind Nadine Dorriss' anti abortion amendment attempt? You spastic cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 4:41, Reply)

Yes you have, several times.
You just didn't manage to argue them logically is all.

You've taken an ideological anti-left wing stance but haven't actually explained why aspects of socialism or other left-wing ideas are meritless. All you do is say 'left wing is bad' without arguing as to why that is the case.

I can happily expound why I do not agree with political (or indeed any) conservatism, without resorting to cheap 'Tory = shit' lines of 'reasoning'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:31, Reply)

Amberl is correct.
I was rough on you when you first appeared because of exactly this. No intelligent reasons to back yourself up with.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Is this the first time you've said that haha?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Yes, yes it is.
Did you like that Felix Da Housecat tune the other night?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:05, Reply)

You're still posting.
You lied to me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:54, Reply)

After this thread ofc.

(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Do you promise?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:00, Reply)

One more thing.
I was lying, I never did decide to join the Conservative Party or Tory Future.
So at anytime this year I am free to change my mind to any view whenever I like.
Hah.
(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:27, Reply)

You are shitter than Towelie

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:31, Reply)