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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm back from the pub.
T'was a nice enough visit.

Anyone else flounced in the last couple of hours?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:12, 83 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
no, but I might be right on the edge
also Fleet Foxes is lovely, it makes me wish I was in love and it was the 70s
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Oh no. Why are you on the edge?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Oh, don't you go too.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:15, Reply)
not really - but I was joking
I'm a little concerned that two of your thought I might be. Perhaps I should have used this opportunity for a comedy pretend flounce
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:17, Reply)
But Captain.
For a comedy pretend flounce, you'd need to be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)
that's why i didn't bother
..wait..are you saying I'm NOT funny?! FINE! I'm off! Screw this place I'm wasting my best material on you guys
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:20, Reply)
I think you're funny.
I laugh at you all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:21, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:22, Reply)
No pleasing some people.
Bloody wimmin.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:24, Reply)
heh heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:22, Reply)
There's an epidemic lately
and it's never the cunts who go, take it as a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Yeah, that one person to fuck off has proved to be a real avalanche.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:24, Reply)
It's been more than that.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:28, Reply)
I was in love in the seventies once.
Donny Osmond.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I had you down as more of a David Cassidy fan.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Yes it was but I couldn't remember David Cassidy's name.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:22, Reply)
David Cassidy Never did Crazy Horses.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:22, Reply)
WAAH! WAAH!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:27, Reply)
i was going for more early 70s, kind of hippy folky
sitting in meadows with an acoustic guitar being in love
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Yes, there's no better aphrodisiac than living in a bigoted, backward society where everything is brown.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:25, Reply)
It never did me any harm.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:26, Reply)
He means the 70's love, not The North.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:27, Reply)
*narrows eyes*
*plans retribution*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:27, Reply)
The North in the 70's must have been 'interesting'.....
*hides under bed*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:29, Reply)
You only have a mattress, how the hell are you going to hide under it?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:31, Reply)
with some diffriculty
especially as I am on the sofa tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Have you fallen out with yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:35, Reply)
No, when the boy stays he gets the bed.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:36, Reply)
heh
I was pulling your leg.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:38, Reply)
OK then.
sorry, didn't notice.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Didn't notice??
All Jeff does is pull legs.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:41, Reply)
I find the best way to defuse bad jokes is to take them seriously.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Joke's on you, I was born and raised in Barnsley.
Where it is still about 1975.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:28, Reply)
You poor, poor man.
Good yearn though, 75.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:32, Reply)
nah, 75 was better missed

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:33, Reply)
You is just well jellus, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:34, Reply)
I was ten years old. Life was good as it was just before I turned eleven and it all went to pot.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:34, Reply)
See, a great year for humanity
it all went mammaries vertical in 76.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:35, Reply)
not at all 76 was great
there is a monument to summers in Portmerion. Under '76 it just says "nonesuch"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:37, Reply)
you're jibbering Welshy.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:38, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Cheer up chuck, it was all a long time ago.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:39, Reply)
I still have the flashbacks.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:40, Reply)
I never knew you were a welder.
OR a dancer for that matter!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:41, Reply)
keep trying, she'll fall for one soon

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Nah, she's smart.
for a northern bird.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)
*hugs*
Let it go man, let it go.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:41, Reply)
I thought you were more of a speed freak!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Funny, for most of that year I was minus 10 years old.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Ahh, what it must be to be young.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:38, Reply)
it's not like that in my imaginary festival
world 70s
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:27, Reply)
I did.
but I got better.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Had a nice day CQ?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Not bad Jeffers, not bad.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Got lots of things achieved this morning. Did less this afternoon.
The pub was a worthwhile visit though. They sell beer in pubs.

Did you take your boy for another bike ride?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Yes.
Except they've closed the park for remodeling til 2012 and then he came off and grazed his elbow in the toys R Us car park because I took one hand off the handle bars to scratch my nose and the silly bugger coppied me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Convenient that the 'injury' occured just where 'comfort' could be purchased.
He doesn't sound daft.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Does this scupper your plan to twist your ankle outside the shoe shop?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:26, Reply)
this would be true if we hadn't been heading in there anyway
and if he wasn't so upset we had to go straight home instead.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:30, Reply)
That makes no sense.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:37, Reply)
We were going into Toys R Us.
he fell off so we didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:40, Reply)
now who's jibbering?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)
That must smart twice as much for the wee fella.
What were you going to buy?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)
nothing.
Just wanted to see what they were charging for their sorry excuses for kids bikes.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Sorry to disappoint Jeff but no-one
drinking cider or are you still off it?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:24, Reply)
I've been off the cider (bar the odd visit to the cider boat) for a while now.
Chest pains have ceased. Although oddly, when I get back on the apples, the chest pains come back.

Have you done anything this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Eaten far too much food
and watched lots of films.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Sounds like a fair evening to me.
I'm still not a member of the hip and cool ******** **** club.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Going back a couple of threads..
But it reminded me that me friend who is getting married next year (I get to be best man)was saying he wished he could do a civil partnership, because even the non-Christian ceremony was too loaded with christian morals or some such.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:50, Reply)
What about having a humanist ceremony??

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:52, Reply)
I think he's going to try to do that.
Funny thing is he used to be a born-again type.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:53, Reply)
in other news
Malibu and orange is tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Have you got an umbrella in it?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:57, Reply)
I didn't
do now *wishes I had glacé cherries*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:00, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:03, Reply)
If only Zippy me friend, if only.
Wanna be my first?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:05, Reply)
Sorry, I prefer black men.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:05, Reply)
It's you lucky day then.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:09, Reply)
i wish I had more vodka

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:33, Reply)
Don't we all

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:35, Reply)
I have a rather nice whisky tonight. an Cnoc.
And last night I was drinking Auchentoshan Three Wood.

Wonderful stuff.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:40, Reply)

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