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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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You could put the cheese on your hand
and then put your hand under the grill to make the cheese all melty.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

And then wank into it?

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Depends if you like salty cheese like feta.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I just thought the texture of melted cheese
might simulate the feel of a partly congealed minge.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

:(
nasty
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Sorry, are you congealing as we speak?

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

any...minute
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now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Good grief
I'd swear I could almost hear it slurping shut
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)

it'll take a lot to break that crust

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)

You sound kneady.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)

You might need to warn potential suitors
that they'll need to supply their own chisel
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Oh boy!
I like salty cheese.
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girlinthehole, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

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