As requested
I'm watching fat people on tv while I do situps. What are you watching and doing at the moment?

Alt: Something fun you have planned?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:41, 78 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

How on earth are you managing to type whilst doing sit ups?
I find it difficult typing when I'm in bed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)

To answer your question though.
I'm going to take Blousie and CQ on the cider boat on the evening before we go to THE PIER if you fancy a pint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I would yeah
that'd be nice. Time/place?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Cider boat.
Time to be decided.
The evening before THE PIER.

Once more info is available, I'll gladly share it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Excellent :)
I'll go off-tablet a day or two early
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Don't imagine it'll be a mad one.
From the sounds of things, CQ isn't a lover of the apple juice, and I usually end up getting injured after a session there. But there is always the Landogger, Old Duke, Volley or the King Billy should a change be requested.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Diabetic or mentally ill?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Painkillers that can't mix with alcohol

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Ahhhh!
Painkillers coz you have to listen to all the Pish on here?

*sympathizes*

Spellcheck pukes
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Exactly
swallow them like candy everytime a meme is spouted
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Your kidneys are in danger!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:35, Reply)

High Voltage

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:00, Reply)

i am watching guinea pigs and a computer screen
and listening to the radio. Much like I do for a surprising amount of my life. I need to get out and so something (although nothing that will take much time since work is a bitch at the mo)

I have nothing fun planned. Ever. /moping
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Playground Patrol will be back in work next week.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:48, Reply)

to spurn me

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Well, with that attitude he will.
Captain. The world is your lobster. GO FOR IT! (Although I don't know exactly what you said in your e-mail, I'm assuming it was 'casual' rather that, 'Hi, we met on Playground Patrol and I'm wet at the thought of you'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I just asked him if he wanted to go for a drink
...and that I was watching him through his window
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Well in that case, you're home and dry.
Well, I say 'dry' I really mean 'moist'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:01, Reply)

You should've been more eager
'I'm in your bedroom' would've struck the right note
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:01, Reply)

hiding in the wardrobe

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Cumming out of +in your closet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:03, Reply)

What's on the radio?
And pub is always fun
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:00, Reply)

What's on the radio?
A pot plan and a photo of my nan.

WAYHAY! (This joke works better when Blousie is here, only because she found it funny).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Guy Garvey
yeah - orchestra and pub quiz tomorrow, which means I get to see other real people who are not workmates or students
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:03, Reply)

right, time for bed
good night everyone, have a good Monday morning
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Night Cavy
enjoy the orchestra and pub
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:15, Reply)

MOTD2
Premier League shite.

Had a couple of beers with HimJim and the Boyce at lunch today.

Lame!

Have just finished a sit up and am a bit puffed out!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Stunned.
Where did all the Daddy Longlegs come from today? My gaff is full of 'em.

But it's okay. I don't mind them at all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:14, Reply)

I am unsure how to answer this.
Up the sink?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Are you coming on 01/10/11?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:17, Reply)

In a 'I'm a fruit' way.
Or getting drunk with geeks way? If that latter, then yes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:22, Reply)

I am geek drinker fruit.
Are you attending the bash?

I will shout half your train fare.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I will be attending the bash, yes.
I'm a man of (some) means, train fare already covered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Pint then.
I am delighted by your response.

I didn't mean to patronize I just assume everyone is a sweaty shut-in. On here.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:27, Reply)

It was either the bash, or Blackpool away.
I've been to Blackpool before (granted, I've also been to 'that London' before), but this was announced before the fixtures came out!

And anyways, it'll be your birthday, as well as the birthday of Monty. So I dare say the milky-bars are on me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:29, Reply)

Thanks DF, you remember it's my b/day too. *sobs*
Disco biscuit then.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:33, Reply)

I'm getting too old for that sort of caper.....
But fuck it. Go on then. Just that one. And as long as it isn't full of K. I grew up on a diet of proper disco biscuits. rhubarb and custard for example, or the white dove. When times were hard, a micro-dot or a purple ohm.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:35, Reply)

*winks*
*sorts out old school*

CHOON!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:38, Reply)

I was always happy with a wrap of Billy.
Or, if the going was good, a wrap of pink champagne. I could dap on that all night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Oh fuck.
You are another one, my age.

We are doing it old school. We will attempt all of the above.

Do you know about the 4pm "Internet hard man" lunch?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:42, Reply)

I know of the Internet Hard Man lunch (that also includes girls).
And 4pm suits. My train isn't out of Bristol 'till midday. So that'll work quite nicely.

Al will also be attending if my spidey-senses are in tune, unless he gets addicted to cheese and mango chutney on toast. I'll be wrecked long before the evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:45, Reply)

I think the plan is to avoid that. 4 pm has to help!?
Hahahaha. Plan?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:48, Reply)

A tenner each way!
Of course I'll be on the midday train.

Granted, with my form, I'll likely miss it and get a later on, but who knows. My big fear is the return train having a final destination that isn't Bristol. I've woken up all over the country and missed (rebooked because I slept) flight from snoozing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:52, Reply)

I see Cardiff in your future.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Nah.
I don't do Wales.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:05, Reply)

I hear that, brother.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:10, Reply)

I'll be on the coach home
unless I end up staying for another night out with some different friends. And see you at lunch
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:58, Reply)

I thought you were a chick, not an Internet hardman requiring lunch? ;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:00, Reply)

We don't REQUIRE lunch.
We CHALLENGE lunch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:01, Reply)

There are no girls on the internet
my name is Dave and I'm a trucker.

And I always need lunch
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Soz Dave. My bad.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:03, Reply)

No problems
how else will I keep up my 47 stone bulk
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:13, Reply)

Greasy breakfasts?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:17, Reply)

Just one?
/not much better.

How were himjim and Monty?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Bent

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:22, Reply)

6

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Good times
we've moved the rowing machine into the front room this morning. Let's hope it works by process of osmosis
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Rowing machine?
Are you from a nautical family?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:39, Reply)

No, just one who are fairly athletic
though I have done a fair bit of rowing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:59, Reply)

Stroke, stroke.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:01, Reply)

alright quendoids?
a/c
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:52, Reply)

Word!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:53, Reply)

Pissed and wired, you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:54, Reply)

in my bed.
I am crying myself to sleep over having to miss the Stunned/ Boyce bash.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:55, Reply)

Wasted tears.
Next time you are in the smoke we can do some gentle boozing.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:56, Reply)

Perhaps.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 23:59, Reply)

Or not.
Whatever suits.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Indeed.
Sleeping now bbz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:02, Reply)

*Nuzzles head*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:04, Reply)

Just watched Captain America.
Me and my housemates universally agreed it was shit.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:25, Reply)

Morning Baz.
You are all correct.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:27, Reply)

Nothing made sense in it.
Things happened and weren't explained at all. Assume you have to have read the comics/know the story for it to make sense. It was terrible.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:29, Reply)

Have read the comics. They are average but streets ahead of the film.
But this is true of all the comics. Mostly.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:31, Reply)

I liked the new Batman films

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:34, Reply)

I don't like them because I hate Christian Bale. He comes across as such a prick.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:37, Reply)

I hated the silly gruff voice.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:43, Reply)

Well, I was just installing LogMeIn for tomorrow, whilst watching World's Craziest Fools
But my PC has just crashed quite spectacularly, so I've decided to go to bed instead.

Night all!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:26, Reply)

Oh dear!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 0:28, Reply)