A curry I made a couple of weeks back, just a simple chicken madras
I have discovered that whilst the rice takes a while to defrost, when the chicken is in strips, it defrosts quickly. This leads to nicely cooked rice, and fucking volcanic chicken. My mouth hurts now.

Alt: Me and a couple of friends were at the pub a while ago chatting nonsense, when we see a skinny whippet of a lad, more gold on him than Tutankhamun's death mask, and walking like he's carrying a couple of carpets under his arms walk across the floor, whilst holding hands with a similar looking chavette (well, it seemed that way).

We immediately start wondering aloud why idiots like that are allowed to breed, let alone come into our pubs. Imagine our surprise when he approaches the bar, and asks the girl what she'd like to eat. She turns (and we see her face for the first time) and we are shocked to see that she appeared to have severe learning difficulties, and was being helped.

This lad that we'd been looking at like something we'd stepped in only a few seconds earlier was actually a carer for this young lady, as we discovered when we walked around the corner to find a group of about 5 helpers, and a group of special needs adults.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:09, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

group of special needs adults QOTWers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Sorry, forgot to mention I was at a bash

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:12, Reply)

+ and was looking in a large mirror

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I'll be you 'took care of her' and all.
You dirty fucking flid-lover.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)

One more time?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Do you think that flids get fustrated because they can't masturbate?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Definitely.
That's why they pull those ghastly faces.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)