What time is it for, who there will hate me and do I have to basically sit on your knee again?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:24, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You can't come
You're too soft.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I am pretty soft,
but I make it up by stuffing my face with spicy food better than any of you pussy cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:28, Reply)

4pm.
Strictly hardnuts so none of your victims will dare attend.

So far Jeff, Al, me, stunned, Kroney and Amberl I think. And you - unless this is your way of saying that basically you are not very hard 'eye arr ell'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Put me down as coming, as I'm leaving early it'll make sense to start early.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Will do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Can you add two more to that please.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I sure can.
They ARE hard, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:30, Reply)

They are the two hardest women I can think of in the entire world.
Just last weekend one of them mentioned that if you were to even think about treating Lusty in a way that was anything less than perfect, she would be rapidly wearing your head as a hat.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:34, Reply)

*quakes*
Fucking ell - them?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Yep.
Them.

You should be fucking terrified.

If I were you, I'd be too scared to keep my plate of spicy poos and lamb chops in my stomach.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I'm not sure those poos
will have time to be converted into real poos before my body jettisons them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Can you imagine passing a half digested spicy poo
with the chilli seeds and jagged edges scraping along your anal sphincter before being fired into the bowl at high velocity causing splashback of epic proportions, but the cooling impact of the water provides just a momentary respite against the burning agony which seems to be spreading back up your insides and the baby wipes just can't seem to reach far enough.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:56, Reply)