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QUICK! Engage pandatron!
I have continued my unbeaten run of unsuccessful asking guys out on dates.
May be time for plastic surgery/liposuction/personality transplant
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:24,
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latest was 14 years ago)
He turned you down?
Give me us his email adress, so we can all call him a cunt
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:26,
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he may just have a girlfriend/be gay
or have eyes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:27,
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Did he site either of these as excuses?
Or simply run screaming into the night? Either way the man's a fool and needs a slap.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:30,
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I just asked him if he wanted to go for a drink
he said he'd have to decline. I have no evidence of whether he puked on his keyboard at the horror of the thought or not
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:32,
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Rotten luck
*offers consoling hug* still, at least you know, plenty more fish in the sea and all that, and anyway men are bastards.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:34,
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yay platitudes :)
you might want to keep that as an autocomplete for the next one I fuck up
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:37,
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Platitudes are platitudes because they are true.
I did offer to fuck him up big time and I am happy to follow through on that offer. /IRL whiteknight
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:38,
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haha, ta but not until I find he is being a cunt
and not just someone with a girlfriend
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:39,
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If he has a GF but didn't dump her for you, then he's a cunt.
Time to start ringing his doorbell and running away at 3AM.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:42,
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to the stalking machine!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:46,
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He will rue the day he cast you aside for another woman/man.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:47,
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You asked Swipe's bf out?
Hardly the done thing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:32,
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but he sounded so good
with the 6 pack and good salary and stuff
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:33,
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It was the nipple ring and narcissistic gym obsession that made him so irresistable.
That and the challenge of 'turning' a woofter.
Go on, admit it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:39,
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there is no fun without a challenge
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:40,
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Calm down 'sittingduck'
The Honda dealership's closed for the night.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:32,
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Yeah, but gay pron is so passe
getting random emails from unrelated strangers calling you a cunt would actually be quite unnerving.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:35,
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Bugger him for not replying
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:32,
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he did reply, just not favourably
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:34,
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Sorry :(
that's really shit. Others out there though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:38,
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i know
I could get turned down by HUNDREDS of different men if I tried hard. I should make a collection
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:39,
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Of their severed heads!
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:40,
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This is why I don't ask people out anymore
so you're braver than me :)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:45,
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braver stupider
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:47,
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stupider braver.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:55,
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gonna stick with stupid myself
it was an act of ridiculous optimism. Doesn't suit me.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:56,
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Do you wish you hadn't?
Was it better tpo never know? If so I apologise for egging you on.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:59,
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Do keep up.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:36,
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Did you ask him out over the internet?
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WormuIus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:37,
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