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QUICK! Engage pandatron!
I have continued my unbeaten run of unsuccessful asking guys out on dates.

May be time for plastic surgery/liposuction/personality transplant
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:24, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
He turned you down?
Give me us his email adress, so we can all call him a cunt
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:26, Reply)
he may just have a girlfriend/be gay
or have eyes
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:27, Reply)
Did he site either of these as excuses?
Or simply run screaming into the night? Either way the man's a fool and needs a slap.
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:30, Reply)
I just asked him if he wanted to go for a drink
he said he'd have to decline. I have no evidence of whether he puked on his keyboard at the horror of the thought or not
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)
Rotten luck
*offers consoling hug* still, at least you know, plenty more fish in the sea and all that, and anyway men are bastards.
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:34, Reply)
yay platitudes :)
you might want to keep that as an autocomplete for the next one I fuck up
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:37, Reply)
Platitudes are platitudes because they are true.
I did offer to fuck him up big time and I am happy to follow through on that offer. /IRL whiteknight
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:38, Reply)
haha, ta but not until I find he is being a cunt
and not just someone with a girlfriend
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)
If he has a GF but didn't dump her for you, then he's a cunt.
Time to start ringing his doorbell and running away at 3AM.
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:42, Reply)
to the stalking machine!

(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:46, Reply)
He will rue the day he cast you aside for another woman/man.

(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:47, Reply)
You asked Swipe's bf out?
Hardly the done thing.
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)
but he sounded so good
with the 6 pack and good salary and stuff
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:33, Reply)
It was the nipple ring and narcissistic gym obsession that made him so irresistable.
That and the challenge of 'turning' a woofter.

Go on, admit it.
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)
there is no fun without a challenge

(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:40, Reply)
Calm down 'sittingduck'
The Honda dealership's closed for the night.
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)
Yeah, but gay pron is so passe
getting random emails from unrelated strangers calling you a cunt would actually be quite unnerving.
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)
Bugger him for not replying

(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)
he did reply, just not favourably

(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Sorry :(
that's really shit. Others out there though
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:38, Reply)
i know
I could get turned down by HUNDREDS of different men if I tried hard. I should make a collection
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)
Of their severed heads!

(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:40, Reply)
This is why I don't ask people out anymore
so you're braver than me :)
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:45, Reply)

braver stupider
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:47, Reply)

stupider braver.
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:55, Reply)
gonna stick with stupid myself
it was an act of ridiculous optimism. Doesn't suit me.
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:56, Reply)
Do you wish you hadn't?
Was it better tpo never know? If so I apologise for egging you on.
(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:59, Reply)
Do keep up.

(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Did you ask him out over the internet?

(, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:37, Reply)

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