dirty dancing, pretty woman and cocktail
best 3 films ever made, no further discussion needed.

NEXT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:18, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cocktail is fucking awful.
and pretty woman is basically just an entire film about how the only reasonable way anyone should be judged - particularly women - is by whether they are wearing expensive clothes or not. It's shallower than a Norfolk gene pool. You might as well say SATC was a good film.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:26, Reply)

It's also about how prostitution is cool and glamorous

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Wait, you mean it isn't?
Oh man, all those crack whores must be really pissed off about that. I bet they wish they'd stuck to stacking shelves now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

It is if you are Julia Roberts apparently.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)

not so much, as it's more of a rags-to-riches get-out-of-hooking
kinda deal ... but, yeah, it does kind of imply that hooking is a good way to get a rich handsome guy.

But it's mostly the absolute "the only single thing you should ever judge a woman on is how expensive her clothes are" vibe that does my head in.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Plus, it's fucking rubbish.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Plus Richard Gere inserts small rodents up his fundament
Although I suspect that scene was left on the cutting room floor.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Well, if I was paying $(cannot be arsed to look up how much money) to Julia Roberts
I's get her to do some repugnant kinky shit too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Dear God where to start.
that's almost foxtrotianly gay... Oh, cake! *wanders off to kitchen*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Wrong, wrong and wrong.
Have you watched any films made since 1989?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I hope this involves irony.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 12:43, Reply)