No, he choked on a sock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:14, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Whampire

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Nacho cheese!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Mascarpone!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:16, Reply)

come-on-bear

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:16, Reply)

no good to me mate, I'm an electrician

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:18, Reply)

WITHAKNIFE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Doyouthinkhesaurus?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Nice tits, where do you want the blinds?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)

No tomatoes

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)

a baby in a microwave

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I couldn't hear, I was too busy wanking.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

depends how hard you throw them

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Vegetable soup

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:25, Reply)

the fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:29, Reply)

They both drip when they're fucked.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Anyone can roast beef.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)

shit in her cunt

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)

You can't marmalade your cock up her arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Doritos

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I've got horse AIDS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

best of all the AIDS

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

that's highly unlikely
unless you forced it into his mouth to prevent him choking on his tongue?

Are you admitting to manslaughter right here? Sorry for your loss and that, but you ought to be locked up
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I don't think I'd be able to live with the guilt of knowing I'd killed my son
no matter how severely disabled he was, shame on you Reginald
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:19, Reply)

My life is bathed in shame

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I hope you choke on a sock in it

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:33, Reply)

You have put your foot in it now Apey

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)