i've been making chili
It may be too tomatoey.
Never made it before. You're all welcome to pop by and have some.
lol jk ur totally not invited
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:34, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Let it simmer for a bit to reduce the toms, and if needs be. Add a bit more chili powder.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:36, Reply)

there's a fuck load of chili powder
It definitely needs to simmer for a while, I'm just worried other people won't like it
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Try it, and if it tastes like shit, go to Krusty Burger instead.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:41, Reply)

that's not an actual place, jeff

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:47, Reply)

It is. I've seen it on the telly.
The Simpsons eat there quite often. So nah!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:47, Reply)

i saw a flying horse on telly one time, where are they at?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:49, Reply)

they are in teh sky, obvs

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:50, Reply)

:(
awww I luuuuuuurve chilli, though, I've not had any in ages
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:38, Reply)

pop by and have some

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Don't do it Captain. You'll get there and she'll be all 'haha! Fuck off'
And send you home without any dinner.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

well should be OK, it's only round the corner, after all
I'll just pop in to mexico and get chilli there if she won't let me in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:49, Reply)

As long as you've got a plan.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)

she could go there first and bring back ingrediants for margaritas

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:53, Reply)

will do

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

no way cap'n i'd never do this

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Bet you would.
Either that, of you'd give Captain a bowl of chilli and Captain would say, 'It's quite nice, but maybe a bit too tomatoey for my taste' and you'd go mental and shoot her in the face because all Americans have guns.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

i'd probably take it a step further and sling her from the nearest tree, since im a redneck and all

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Yeah. You could, like, TOTALLY set fire to a cross as well.
Klansaway!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Put a little bit of sugar in it.
It negates the acidity of the tomatoes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:16, Reply)

ohh ta!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Not too much mind!
Otherwise it just becomes unbearably sweet. Maybe a level teaspoon or two.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:23, Reply)

it smells like pasta sauce

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Needs more chilli then.
Whack a couple of extra fresh ones in.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:29, Reply)

i have none

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:31, Reply)