Have you been to Jacques' for the Tuesday special?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Nope. I was good.
I just poached some cod and vegetables.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Christ. What is it with you people.
Can't you just BUY fish like everyone else does?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:03, Reply)

ZacDinglelols

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I don't watch Emmerdale.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I don't but it doesn't stop either of us knowing that the Dingles poach

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:06, Reply)

I didn't know that.
Made any North of the border progress yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I'm torn
I want Roota to be happy, but I don't want her man to move further away from me.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:13, Reply)

So find him a good job in London then
He'll be round yours quicker than a rat up a whatsit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:16, Reply)

We ain;t even looking thayar any more!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Evening Imbruglia.
Had anymore cheese and mango chutney on toast today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Is that a reference to the state of his arse
after a visit from dj?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:20, Reply)

It might be. I don't know.
Although I'm sure I read that DJ likes Erasure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Nope
Far too hideous and Freshers' weekish in work :(
But I've been doing my sums and seeing what I can reasonably afford to drop to, pay-wise. Shit is getting real, I promise.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Well I'm keeping my eyes and ears open, should I hear of owt in Edinburgh, I'll let you know.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Thanks dude.
Libraries and universities especially, but any smily admin/reception thing would do.
You're a leg.
End.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I'll ask around.
*Doffs cap*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Anecdote time
I used to drink in the same boozer as the guy who plays Zak Dingle.

He could bang down more pints in an hour than I can do in a night, then walk out and drive home.

Someone once said "You'll get pulled one day."

His response - "Fuck off - I'm Emmerdale and the coppers won't touch me."

He's banned at the moment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Fucker.
You. Not Dingle. Deleting swine!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Sorry guv
Deleted the duplicate post.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I know.
I'd replied to it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)

If you'd like to try again the chance is yours
But I've rather spoiled the moment haven't I?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

You have, yes.
Never mind.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

People who drink and drive are cunts. No buts.
He also played a cunty fella in Brookside once.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

He was a cunt generally
Very "Don't you know who I am?"

Conversely, the guy who used to be a gay barman in Emmerdale is a regular in my current local, and an extremely nice - if very camp - geezer.

Shit hot on the quiz too.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Darth was in Emmerdale?
You live and learn don't ya!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Most of the cast were in Darth.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:45, Reply)