It would be good for me. I've done it before although drugs took the place of alcohol.

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:16, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

There are other ways to give to charity without denying yourself a drink.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)

A little bit of self denial now and then is good for the soul.

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Why not limit wanks to just one an hour instead?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Steady on.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Don't do it
it's tough not being able to have a social drink. I haven't missed alcohol, but tomorrow I have a friend over after shopping and won't be able to have wine with her, which will be really shit.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

How long are you on your pills for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Indeterminate
probably another few years. For bash purposes I'm switching back to my old pain meds which are fine to drink with
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Good work!
Well keep (next) Thursday, Friday and Saturday as pill-free days then!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I'm rather looking forward to it.
I hope someone will go on all the rides with me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Is it still half price on a Friday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)

i'm up for rides
And crazy golf, really looking forward to drunken crazy golf.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Fuck yeah!
Golf is where it's at.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Anything can be fun when you're drunk.

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Woo Hoo!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

except cycling in traffic
That's bloody terrifying
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Hey.
CQ, I might buy a trophy for the first ever 'OT Pro-Celeb Crazy Golf Invitational'

www.trophystore.co.uk/trophies/golf-trophies&Sort=4&RPP=3
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Ok now I'm hooked.
*practices swing*
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I'm not organised enough to buy a trophy.
So don't worry too much about getting your swing right.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I want the one with half a golfer on it.
hang on I might get one if they are cheap on eBay.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:45, Reply)

But it won't be engraved with
'Awarded to JeffTheDogFucker, for being fucking mint'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:46, Reply)

It could be
but then I'd have to get it after the event.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Well I'll be seeing you again on Saturday!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)

yes, but this is not time enough to order a cheapo engraved trophy and get it delivered.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:53, Reply)

We could get one there for the winner!!
maps.google.co.uk/maps/place?hl=en&cp=19&gs_id=23&xhr=t&safe=off&rlz=1R2SUNA_enGB334&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&biw=1440&bih=729&wrapid=tljp1316551798875022&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=trophy+shop+weston+super+mare&fb=1&gl=uk&hq=trophy+shop&hnear=0x4871f6e01d7c53ef:0xa2312ff8fdad9426,Weston-Super-Mare,+North+Somerset&cid=10177241253173498585
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:54, Reply)

This is also possible.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:58, Reply)

*vouches for Jeffs mintedness*

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)

*Offers to buy Blousie a 99 with TWO flakes in it. And dragons blood*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:52, Reply)

It was his chances of winning the golf I was doubting...

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I'll be there with my plus-fours on Rupert the bear check strides.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:55, Reply)

does not mean you'll win old boy.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I forgot to say. We'll be playing 'west country' rules.
Which means those from the West are allowed to cheat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:00, Reply)

That's OK.
I'll be pl;aying the Sarf Lahndin Variation, you don'y need the details, but it calls for imaginative use of the club with regards to any cheating yokels.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:04, Reply)

I'll be playing by my rules which means I'll fucking wipe the floor with all of you.
*has grandparents who are golf nuts and taught me well*
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Just remember what happened to Lighty when he tried to rinse me....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I will be
and I'm fine with calories as well so I can have a decent drink, though I'll try and keep away from fried food
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)

So you wouldn't want curry then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I meant on the pier
I'm not sacrificing curry!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Internet hardman lunch is GO!
Friday pier news.

www.grandpier.co.uk/2011/09/rides-from-1-at-the-grand-pier/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:44, Reply)

That's all well and good
but we'll be there in the afternoon, not the evening.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Still, it'll be half-price. Which whilst not a quid, is surely better than full price.
Sadly, I've not been able to find out of Captain Jack's Bar is included in the half-price offer.

www.grandpier.co.uk/food-drink
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:47, Reply)

If you can promise to improve my chances of being employed, I'll buy you a vat of cider.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:48, Reply)

You're on.
Apply for jobs in Bristol where there are jobs a plenty.

*Stands by the front door, awaiting cider delivery*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:50, Reply)

But Bristol!
Why would I want to go there?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Because they have jobs, and you can get there on the train on the bus or by driving.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:58, Reply)

I'm not sure I really want to spend two hours a day commuting to Bristol
Unless there was some serious moneys involved.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Okay.
Why not try, one day. One random day. To get either a bus or a train into Bristol during rush-hour.

Just to see how long it takes you. You might be surprised.

As for 'serious money' what would be the first digit in the sort of salary you'd consider?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I suppose I could try that, one day.
I'll be honest, a number starting with 2 would probably get me to consider it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Okay.
Just searching on 'Bristol' and salaries between 20 and 30k a year brings up over 400 matches.

www.jobsite.co.uk/cgi-bin/advsearch
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)

You've bunjee jumped ffs.
Start thinking outside your comfort zone.
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:18, Reply)