The missus is actually, genuinely, not allowed to drive a car in this country

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:03, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Say what you like about the Taliban...

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)

In all fairness, she hasn't taken a driving test

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Can she not get a provisional?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

She's got one
I was rather hoping for a "oh my god really? Why not? What did she do?!" reaction, to which I would calmly reply that she hasn't taken a test yet.

It would have been fucking hilarious.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:08, Reply)

It would have been fucking hilarious
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Once again,
God shits in your pocket.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I admire this turn of phrase

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:18, Reply)

If she's got one she is allowed to drive a car
I only have a provisional licence but I drive a car often.
( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:18, Reply)

You listen to me
I've had quite enough of you storming into my conversations and pointing out their flaws with your LOGIC and CORRECTNESS. Now go away and think about what you've done.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:20, Reply)

SHANT!
Try not being so wrong! Get out of my house! I never want to see you again!
( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Don't forget to stamp your feet.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Awww I just got a lovely image of my daughter screaming the highest pitch scream you can hear before only dogs can
and stamping her feet as fast as she can. She does this if you tell her she can't do something no matter how trivial.
( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Oh, I hate that fucking noise.
You know the one they do randomly in the supermarket that cuts right through the inside of your skull?
Man, if I ever had children and they tried that, I would slap them right into the next week.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I generally find her tantrums so funny that I laugh at her
which makes the wife mad at me and we and up both throwing a tantrum.
( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:32, Reply)

only if she's accompanied by a licenced driver
who is over 21 and has held a full licence for more than three years.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:20, Reply)

She's still allowed!

( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:21, Reply)

And if female,
is wearing a burqa.
Is THIS the most pointless Google Image page ever? They're mostly the same picture.

www.google.co.uk/search?q=burqa&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=Tbf&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&prmd=imvnsu&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=17p5TvffJOiw0QX65ImiAQ&ved=0CEIQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=653
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I disagree with France banning the burqa
I've seen some women where one should be mandatory.
( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Jordan...
the best excuse for a burqa ever.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Haven't been there
Does EVERYONE munt?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)

The women have bigger beards than the men
thankfully this hide some of the ugliness.
( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:33, Reply)

My wife has a driving license but hasn't driven for about 8 years. We have agreed she should have some refresher lessons before she starts driving again.
Even after that I'm not sure I will be happy her driving our daughter around.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)