Has your neck just started killing you today or has it been niggling for a while?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:32, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Ever since Lusty moved in.
BECAUSE SHE'S A PAIN IN THE NECK LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Real answer: two days
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

It's Cancer

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:38, Reply)

We can but pray and hope.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I'm hoping he's growing a second, nicer, head, like Richard E Grant in How to Get Ahead in Advertising.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:42, Reply)

^ FILM NONCE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I keep meaning to ask
Do you really not like film, or is it just a pose, like the Nazism and the being a complete wanker?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Most films are shit.
The kind of film that gets shown in cinemas are generally fucking dismal, from experience.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Have you tried an ice pack?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Nope. I'm thinking more along the lines of a four pack.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:42, Reply)

An ice pack could well help.
Or Biofreeze if you can hold of some. If it persists, I recommend seeing a chiropracter.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:46, Reply)

or he could go and see someone with some actual medical qualifications.. ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Like a homoeopath?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Is that a deliberate typo?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:52, Reply)

haha, I hadn't seen that.
"we can cure quenderism by diluting Barrymore's spunk 10^15 times in water. So it only has the memory of spunk. Then swallow it"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:53, Reply)

i like this.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:02, Reply)

*click*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I though it was odd, but it's how my spellcheck insists what I would spell "homeopath" should be spelled

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:56, Reply)

I'm fairly sure being a homeopath isn't a medical qualification.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:52, Reply)

I think your sarcasm detector is faulty.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:54, Reply)

It's available on the NHS
so it must be Kosher
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Did my neck a world of good.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I'm not saying they are automatically useless
but, personally, I'd start with someone whose treatment ethos contains less Woo.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:55, Reply)

I've found GP's to be absolutely fucking useless in that department, to be honest.
Whereas a good old neck howking seems to do the trick.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:00, Reply)

...or a medieval witch, perhaps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:53, Reply)

HAhah, oh monty, you silly saussage, why do you always say things like that which allow for me to exasorate and then take the exasorations seriously and then use that to try and split you two up?
I mean, sure, I know she's a bit young for you, and by christ I sympathise when you say she just won't shut the fuck up sometimes... but you have to be more tollerent ! Yeah', sure when your leg can't stop shaking because the anxiety is about to drive you around the bend, how can you expect her to be anything _but_ annoying when everything including time itself is annoying you? And when she won't stop talking on and on and on and on about some crap or another, or even worst, the silance, oh god, that's just as bad, why isn't she speaking to me? And how you don't mean to be a monster, but it's 8:45 and the phamacy doesn't open 'till 9:15 and there is always some fucking rep or some fucking old granny distracting the phamaciest there from filling out that 'script.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 18:16, Reply)