i had tickets for the premiere
and drinks in the champagne bar first, with the boy.

we decided to spend the evening (it took 10 hours. this is why vodka is a bad thing. i think we repeated ourselves for 9 hours and 50 mins) discussing our relationship and his issues instead and never made it to the feckin film.

this is why the next few events together are alcohol free. especially alton towers next week. alcohol and rollercoasters do NOT mix.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:28, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

He sounds brilliant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Christ Swipe, I go away for a fortnight
and you've already checked out of AMAZING SEX Central and into Tedious, Unending Relationship Discussion Street?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

TURDS
That is the boy's problem. He wants to check in there too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I'll set 'em up...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Cheers
I'll have a pint of Peroni
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Were his issues that you were a girl
and not a boy?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Hey, you can't call him a bender just because he runs and works out
I run and work out, so does Badger. And we're... ah.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I think its the preening, rather than the running

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

and the bumming

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Nowt wrong with a spot o' manscaping

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

It was mainly the bumming

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Very hard to explain that one away in a non-gay context

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

His issues being his colossal benderism?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

His issue being she doesn't sleep on her front

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

He sound's bent
Fancy a f*ck?
(Battered., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Smooth Bob, smooth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)

i also suspect bobby here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:59, Reply)