My thought proccess to this joke.
"How do you get them to turn the.... what, two? That doesn't make sense, can their tiny hands only turn it... how is this even?.... I don't...... ....... ........... OHHHHHHHHH. Haha".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:30, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This is possibly my favourite joke.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:31, Reply)

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the light bulb's really got to want to change.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:31, Reply)

How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the light bulb contains the seeds of it's own revolution.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:37, Reply)

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?
YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I like this one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:44, Reply)

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Real Men are not scared of the dark.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:44, Reply)