I may have told this one before.
Bloke walks into work one day, and straight away a colleague says to him "Bloody hell, you feeling alright? You look awful".

Bemused, the bloke says, "Yeah, I feel absolutely fine. Brilliant in fact". Several other colleagues comment upon his looking terrible during the course of the day, much to the poor sod's dismay, and it doesn't stop there, as when he meets some mates in the pub that evening, they all comment on desperate plight of his general appearance.

"Look, I'm not ill, I feel utterly brilliant, I don't know what you're all talking about". But, based on the comments he's received through the day he decides to visit his GP the next day.

On arriving at the GP's surgery the next morning, he's a bit put out to see the GP flinch visibly when he walks into the quack's room. He explains that despite everyone he meets' protestations that he looks awful, he himself feels great, but thinks that maybe there must be something wrong after all.

The GP thinks for a bit and says "You do look terrible".

"So people keep saying".

"But you say you feel great?"

"Yup".

"Then it's very simple", says the GP. "You're a cunt".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:37, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Is the joke that ladies nether regions are unattractive?

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I think "that's the joke" yes

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:41, Reply)

^

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I've heard that but with David Beckham
rather than just a random bloke. I'm not sure but I think that makes it a tiny bit better, but it's still top roffle.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I first heard this joke in about 1988.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:04, Reply)