Dave!
-Don't you know it's forbiden to drink while working?
-Don't worry, boss; I'm not working.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You get double points for jokes in another language

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:19, Reply)

*dies laughing*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I thought you had to hear it
just reading didn't make you die, did it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I read it out aloud.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)

You silly man
How are you doing? Is death beautiful?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)

It's rather like being at work.
I'm OK, having a dull fortnight (not a lot of cash and friends unavailable for various reasons) but I'm having a friend over tonight, the weekend should be fun and next weekend I have The Pier and Bash to look forward to so it's looking up.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I had to cut and paste the words separately.
Just to be on the safe side, you see.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I see
You should sell it to the army for using on the next war.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I'm just translating them from Spanish
Most of them don't make sense in English, anyway; and then my literal translation is probably spoiling most of them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:20, Reply)