You get double points for jokes in another language

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:19, Reply)

*dies laughing*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I thought you had to hear it
just reading didn't make you die, did it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I read it out aloud.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)

You silly man
How are you doing? Is death beautiful?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)

It's rather like being at work.
I'm OK, having a dull fortnight (not a lot of cash and friends unavailable for various reasons) but I'm having a friend over tonight, the weekend should be fun and next weekend I have The Pier and Bash to look forward to so it's looking up.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I had to cut and paste the words separately.
Just to be on the safe side, you see.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I see
You should sell it to the army for using on the next war.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I'm just translating them from Spanish
Most of them don't make sense in English, anyway; and then my literal translation is probably spoiling most of them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:20, Reply)