ooh! you know about this shit
so, do I just wait a couple of days and see what they say?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Provide proof of finance
It's all very well making a bingo-bonanza offer. People do that to hold a property then worry about the finance later.

If you can prove now that you can pay an owner might be interested. No-one is obligated to take the highest offer, especially if it's founded on dreams.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:34, Reply)

this sounds wise
I have a bit of paper which shows that the building society are chumps enough to give me a mortgage - I just wave that at them, I guess
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:38, Reply)

If the vendor wants to move
They're more likely to be swayed by an offer from someone who can pay than by a dreamer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:42, Reply)

When I sold my flat last year
I took 70% of the valuation because I wanted a quick sale. I guess it depends if they're stuck in a chain and desperate to move.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:43, Reply)

why must it be complicated?
I don't want to play this game, I just want a place me and my pigs can live in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Try building a house yourself
I would recommend brick over sticks or straw, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:46, Reply)

I've only got hay
will that do?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:48, Reply)

As long as the estate agent doesn't huff or puff

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Nothing that you really want is ever easy
Now man the fuck up, because it'll get worse before it gets better. You're five minutes from the front door and you're already whinging "are we there yet?"
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:49, Reply)

oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
OK...manning up in progress...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *fights bear*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:55, Reply)