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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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How well do you know your fellow off topicers?
Simple if gay Idea, put whatever you know about the person you are replying to in your post.
Alt: Person you've not met yet IRL but would like to.
I'll go with Swipey as she was the last person I replied to in t'other thread. She's a high flying property Lawyer with a Merc, she has an uber-hot boyfriend who she is starting to find dull, she is also a Tory but somehow manages to be a nice person none-the-less.
Alt:Darth, he seems a rather nice chap, but it seems this may never happen, see also: Noel.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:26,
235 replies,
latest was 14 years ago)
CQ - he's alright.
Alt: Darth. I reckon he'd give me a good seeing to.
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girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:28,
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Blousie is chock full of awesome win.
She has a nice house and a sex dungeon, and is coming up to play at the weekend.
Alt: don't know. I've met most of the ones I would want to meet. Maybe Roota. Or FlimFlam.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:34,
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DG
Master of the flappy coat and not as Geordie as you might expect
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:35,
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BGB - Wonderful, splendiferous, awesome, magnificent.
Absolutely brilliant host, amazing person, and frankly, more than a little bit gorgeous!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:48,
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I don't think we'll get on,
mainly because you'll take anything I say as some sort of slight against your character.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:35,
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Alt: Glued Eel from talk, he's very funny but I know nothing about him.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:37,
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I have no recolection of any slights you may have made against my character.
But we probably will not get on, no.
In the spirit of the thread: Chompy, lives in Milton Keynes, does something dull but worthy for the NHS
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:37,
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I'll show you the links when we meet.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:39,
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I'll ignore them and continues either drinking or being lolwaki.
I'm really not that bothered.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:40,
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He's a monobrowed paperclip salesman from Milton Keynes
who looks like his dumpy body was crafted by a toddler using lego and a gluegun.
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WormuIus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:33,
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Dear god this is a shit thread.
Sorry everyone, seemed like a good idea at the time.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:36,
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*shrugs*
There have been worse.
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girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:37,
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CQ - I just realised you're a man. I thought you were female :-/
Alt: I'm so curious about you all I couldn't possibly choose
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DeeDee, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:36,
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I'm curious as to why
but not bothered, I take it as a compliment of sorts.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:38,
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I dunno
maybe it's the vaguely spanish-y name and me mixing you up with Aber? Or that my genderDAR is broken
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DeeDee, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:41,
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Well if you ever meet me in person young lady you'll have no doubts I can assure you.
/obvious pervery.
Actually I know nothing about you, did you used to be someone else?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:43,
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no, I've always been DeeDee
I just don't post very much. Also I'm in the witness protection program, so gotta keep on the downlow, you know?
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DeeDee, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:45,
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Wise move.
I wish I had your restraint, but I'm a compulsive attention seeker.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:48,
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I'll make that the second item on my
'list of things I know about CQ':)
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DeeDee, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:49,
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So far you have:
1)Is actually a man
2)Is a compulsive attention seeker
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:50,
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Yup
*scribbles list* Now, what else?
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DeeDee, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:54,
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Is a bender
/Monty
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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Has Awesome Facial Hair
This alone should have tipped you off to my gender.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:56,
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Not necessarily
My granny has awesome facial hair.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:01,
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Not as awesome as mine I'll wager.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:07,
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+her
+g
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:18,
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The penny drops.
and probably true to boot.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:19,
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That took me ages.
I phoned up my grandad to check.
He says it's like a hand grenade's gone off in a sea urchin.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:22,
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With a clit like a silverback's knuckle?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:25,
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Like a stab wound in a gorilla's back.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:27,
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not always proof
I know a magnificently bearded lady
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DeeDee, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:01,
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BK's granny?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:04,
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maybe......
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DeeDee, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:06,
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It's more the moustache in my case
Not that it's that impressive really, but Gonz likes it, gives him something you hang on to I guess.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:07,
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I've been known to rock a moustache
myself .
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DeeDee, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:13,
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That just looks like you were drinking pure orange, and it went everywhere.
Proper moustache
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:17,
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to be fair,
I think it was from a cracker
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DeeDee, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:19,
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Haha, can't argue with that!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:20,
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Manly as fuck!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:19,
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Don't make me post a pic of my own.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:20,
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Ha! A paltry effort.
Nice gun though. I may have to bring a water pistol to the bash, how could that not be hi-larious?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:18,
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*makes note to reply to you more often*
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:28,
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Haha
*Edit: Looks as though AA is already on that ^
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:29,
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He does autorespond to every "proven girl" with a photo of himself.
DON'T DENY IT AA I CAN WORK SEARCH YOU PRICK
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:33,
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Hahaha!
So busted.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:39,
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hahaha
isn't it AA who has slept with a bunch of you guys? Is this how he does it?
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DeeDee, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:41,
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HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:42,
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He's one of them,
he managed to sleep with a militant feminist as well.
He's got the "moves"
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:44,
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And by moves I mean low standards and persistance.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:47,
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I've slept with a few b3tans
Several others on here have done the same, yet they get nowhere near the same amount of stick as I do.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:48,
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I was not aware of this,
Nicely played sir.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:49,
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Awwww.
Is it cos they were ugly that people take the mick?
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DeeDee, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:49,
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Seemingly
It's more the fact that after one of them, I posted a link of her blog onto /links. This, in hindsight, wasn't the best idea. As a result, I'm now accused of selling out to get into girls knickers, which is untrue.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:51,
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un
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:53,
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This post might ring true, if the link wasn't posted over a month after we'd met.
But, why let the facts get in the way of a story, eh?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:57,
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this is basicall qotw after all.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:03,
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Good point
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:19,
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I believe you AA
I realise this does not help, but I do.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:55,
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Thank you
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:57,
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I'm the anti-chompy
I tend to think the best of people. Also Bella seemed OK back then, I'll admit her blog is fairly fruit-loot now, but on here she was OK, based on what I remember, anyway.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:02,
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It's absolutely hatstand, isn't it?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:07,
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I got as far as there being a special word for people who's gender identity matched their body and gave up.
I'm as right on and PC as the next man,probably more than most, but this is just silly.
For those nor RISing:
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cis
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:10,
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Well, I was once described as a "cisgendered heteronormative bastard"
Does that count?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:11,
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That translates as "bloke" to me.
Did she call you that?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:15,
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Nope, that was Amberl
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:16,
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Was she joking?
I really hope she was.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:21,
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just get consent first :-P
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DeeDee, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:33,
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Rape jokes are so last year,
it's all about the TV show/food puns these days.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:35,
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Stop trying to lull people into a false sense of security around you.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:39,
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You're a gay black man?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:20,
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That'd be me.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:33,
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CQ - Fairly magnificent moustache.
Alt: Probably either Monty or Swipe, as I've met most of the best on here, like BGB, Darth and Aber. Not DG though, he tried to hit me with a pan, got it wrong, and threw wine over me instead!
Darth and Noel are excellent choices, btw.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:38,
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I'll probably not like talking to him, because he'll constantly be stuffing his face with junk food while simultaniously trying to order a pizza.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:41,
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He'll probably try to do a verbal strikethrough as well.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:42,
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I WILL NOT
WILL NOT might
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:02,
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FAIRLY!?!?!?!?!
you cheeky young whipper snapper!
AA: used to be a fairly convincing tranny...... No, I'm out, how peculiar.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:42,
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AA, foolish boy!
Likes cross-dressing and loud t-shirts.
I've not met Swipey or Darth.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:42,
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BK, utter fool
Managed to make me laugh so hard my ribs hurt, and it wasn't even intentional.
Blue Becks, anyone?
Also, I'll regret that t-shirt til the day I die. I still have no idea what possessed me to take it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:44,
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That is going to be carved on my fucking head stone.
Oh well, nice to make people laugh I suppose.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:45,
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You and Lab that night were magnificent
Was an absolute joy to meet you both.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:45,
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*blushes*
Shucks, and you matey.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:46,
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Beekers - used to be a complete tart.
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girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:46,
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I was never that bad!
Scandalous libel.
*edit* I still am really, just with the same person :)
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:47,
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AA is a magnificent bloke just for what he wrote up there ^
Also for being a magnificent bloke IRL, one of the three B3tans I can say this about.
Alt: B3th, she's fucking awesome.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:42,
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Cheeky young sod.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:44,
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Are you denying my accusations?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:44,
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No
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:46,
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I believe AA is a Liverpool supporter but that can't be helped
He's not as good at fantasy football as me (so far), has been known to put a dress on, can't wear headphones in work and is easy to chat to.
Alt: Haven't met any in real life but I may bump into DG in November. I'd meet up with any of you lot so long as there was alcohol involved.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:03,
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This is all quite accurate
And as for my fantasy football, blame Suarez!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:05,
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Really? Crap, I just transferred him in.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:07,
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Well, I set him up to get me loads of points, in the last two games, he's got me 3.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:11,
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Comrade Quixote - starts threads to find out what people really think of him ;-)
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:45,
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Darth, puts smileys on to pretend that what he said wasn't an insult.
When it really was.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:46,
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Chompy, sees the worst in people
Is accurate with annoying frequency
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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I think I know TBH
I was more interested in finding out new stuff about other people. No luck so far.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:47,
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Give me some names and I'll spill the beans
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:52,
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Darth Foxtrot: I could probably fill a smallish book with what I know about him...
Especially the fact that he doesn't know how to text.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:16,
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Darth is a Nottingham Forest Fan, hates Derby for some reason
Doesn't like Grease, knows a bit about Die Hard and can nearly name all of the actors who played The Magnificent Seven.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:19,
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I would also like to meet Smash monkey. She seems like a laugh.
Roota - a legend in her own lunchtime
Thatgirl - a merkin who wants me to marry him
B3th - who I will be meeting shortly
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girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:50,
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Actually I'll change my alt answer:
Bert, what's his name lie-a-tron jet fighter dude, workboresme, snugglesacks.
Just to see what they're like in real life.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:51,
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Good Idea
I will admit to some curiosity in this regard.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:53,
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Didn't some folk meet Bert before he revealed himself as a mental?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:59,
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Yeah, he seemed alright.
Obviously, he wasn't walking about with his sister glued to his cock so he hid it well.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:00,
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Some people were meated by him
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:03,
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I bet you almost anything you like that Snugglesacks is actually just as obsessed with her own norks as the Fail archive makes her sound
Or a 40-year-old trucker called Geoff, obv
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:53,
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Dave, Dave
We're all 43 year old truckers called Dave.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:56,
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Bitch please
Me a trucker? That's about as likely as Monty being a volunteer for Amnesty
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:58,
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You could be the world's first ballroom trucker.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:02,
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I am not
I'm called MarÃa.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:10,
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I met both Bert and Colclough.
Bert seemed relatively normal through a haze of drink. Colclough's opening statement might as well have been "I HAVE REAL MENTAL PROBLEMS."
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:07,
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Didn't he have his fly undone as well?
I remember when he came on the next morning and listed EVERYONE he'd met/spoke to.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:15,
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Oh wow.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:21,
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Ha ha, man I want to meet that guy.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:15,
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Darth, Roota or b3th
(in no particular order) as I think I've met everyone else that usually attends bashes. You were all lovely, especially the five of you who have put me up on various occasions.
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berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 15:58,
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I know all of you, better than you think I do.
I suppose that Flim is the one I know best. Her and a few others.
I'm very important offline, actually.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:04,
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I'm kind of out of the loop with everything
You have an awesome mustache and several piercings and are part of the glorious SE Massive.
Alt: I think I've met most people I'd want to now. I think.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:05,
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Same
no-one springs to mind who I haven't met
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:19,
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You're amazing. That's pretty much what I know about you.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:22,
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Damn right you have.
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:24,
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You're coming to the club I hope, and not just the pub.
I'm hoping it'll be like the video to Party Rock Anthem.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:29,
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Is it your birthday or something?
If so happy birthday! if not... um...
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:30,
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It's my birthday tomorrow, as well as Jeff's.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:37,
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Happy birthday then
in case I forget tomorrow, or I don't get on here.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:41,
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Thanks very much darlin'
How are you coming along? Not too big yet?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:43,
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Not too much
I've only put 3kg in 7 months, so pretty good.
If only he/she stopped kicking my ribs.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:04,
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That's pretty impressive.
I've put on about 10 kilos in the same period : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:06,
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Alt: Monty, Darth, b3th, rootsmanuva, jeff, Rory , aber,
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:08,
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No Al?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:08,
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They say never meet your heroes!
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:12,
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Hello!
You coming to a bash any time soon?
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:30,
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CQ - Lives Sarf of the River, sports quite the moustache, can't draw to save his own life, has shit taste in films.
So far I've only met DJ and Roota. One is lovely. The other stole my mummy's love from me when he was born.
Alt: The ones coming to Pierbash, obviously. And Cavy, who I don't think will be there, but is ever so ace.
Oh, and Gonz, because I'd love to see if you can *hear* his atrocious spelling IRL.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:14,
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You don't get the spelling, but the infectious enthusiasm comes through.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:15,
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Oh Gee, O Gosh, Oh Wow, I bet it does!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:17,
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I'd like to see Gonz meet Adam Richman
Their enthusiasm for food would be magnificent.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:18,
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I think I know quite a lot of people here but
I'm not going to say what I know about them because:
1. It might have been said as a secret and I don't want to spoil it.
2. I'm really bad remembering names and always fear I'll have their stories crossed.
I'd like to meet Darth, but I know he's evading me.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:14,
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Aberracion
Absolutely lovely lady, very friendly, fantastic chef.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:16,
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Hahaha!
OK, well, AA... spent sleeping almost a year until last October. Likes to dress like a woman and good beer. It's good company for a night out and you can always have a laugh with him.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:19,
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:D
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:21,
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Aber- great tops, Spanish, very nice, a fetish for dark haired men in pink sunglasses
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:21,
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Amberl, somehow manages to combine believing the polar opposite of everything I do with being an all round good egg.
This confuses me immensely.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:26,
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Great tops?
Dark haired men in pink sunglasses?
What do you know, woman!?
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:26,
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Steady on, this is in danger of becoming a Home Sweet Home love in
Somebody call someone a cunt!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:25,
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Yes! *punches air*
My evil plan succeeds.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:26,
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You're a cunt
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:27,
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Hurrah!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:28,
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Glad to be of help
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:28,
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*jaw drops*
Nicely done :) Was going to say it'll be nice to meet you at the bash finally, but now you can sod off.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:38,
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Damn you vile woman!
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:40,
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It's a thin fucking line sometimes.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:44,
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Gay jokes aside, he's really not for you, is he?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:35,
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on many levels he is
he's sweet, kind, thoughtful, generous, clever, sexy, interesting, charismatic.
on other levels.... HELL NO.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:37,
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This is a shame.
I actually feel sorry for you, Enjoy it while it lasts it won't happen often.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:38,
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Swipe, absolutely lovely in person
loads of fun to talk to, and owns a ridiculous amount of nice makeup
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:43,
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Take earplugs
I think you're allowed to use them and maybe only some people will notice and point at you.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:45,
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I don't know many off topicers well, but all I have met are really quite splendid.
Even that old cunt Monty gave me hug when we met. Quite a disturbing experience, I can tell you.
Alt: I would like to meet Chompy, as I am running short of paperclips.
EDIT: Jeffthedogfucker would be great to meet, he must have an outstanding collection of comedy on DVD.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:35,
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i'm pretty cool
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PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:39,
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You are, I know.
If only you would move away from MK.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:41,
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Dunstable would be better.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:56,
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Put a jumper on
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:44,
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evening
i hear you shag goats
I'd like to meet b3th and darth, I think. Probably others, too.
here's a question - if you put in an offer on a house and the agent says there is another offer, are they probably lying?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:10,
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Quite probably.
If they keep calling you up and telling you that the other couple are very very interested, then I would imagine they *are* lying.
On the other hand, if you've already put the offer in, then maybe not.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:14,
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i said I would make an offer
then she said "well, there is an offer on the table of *number bigger than asking price*"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:17,
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Hmmmm.
Sounds dubious. Especially if the signage hasn't been changed to 'under offer'. But what do I know?
You could try 'This is my absolute limit, if the other offer falls through, call me' and I bet they'd be on the phone within a day.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:19,
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there is no sign on the house
but it doesn't say anything on the website either
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:24,
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If it was under offer
I'd expect the website to be updated, at least. Do they have more than one branch? You could try phoning a different branch to enquire if there are any offers in on the property.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:26,
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it's online only place
if it wasn't a nice house, I'd be suspicious
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:28,
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Another offer and "under offer" are different things
Offers are tentative bids - under offer implies that a bid has been made but is not necessarily to the owners satisfaction, a bit like the auctioneers "any advance on...?"
Rarely used these days.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:40,
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Unless it's a particularly special house I vote with b3th
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:20,
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It's too late to try to make it up to me now, hippy.
Comrade Fiery Pants.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:21,
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Firey Pants?
I quite like this.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:27,
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I was thinking
it's probably better as 'Comrade Pants on Fire'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:28,
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Less good.
ho hum.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:29,
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I don't think they are
There's no guarantee that you'll pay more for the place, and they could lose you as well, if you think you can't afford more and take the offer back.
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Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:16,
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oh :(
kinda want this one
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:17,
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Only the pretty ones.
Evenin' Cavster. I totally spanked Jeff'n' B3th at iSketch last night, I was amazing, you shoudla played.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:17,
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i was mega sleepy
B3th is the queen of isketch, I can't believe you beat her
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:18,
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Three whole times.
Don't believe anything she says, it's just sour grapes. I was rather drunk, I blame Jeff.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:19,
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Yeah, he totally didn't.
He sucked donkey balls.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:19,
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Jealousy is such an ugly emotion B3th.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:22,
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I prefer the term 'differently beautiful'
but you did suck, and you know it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:24,
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*pleads drunkenness and not knowing how anything worked*
I was consistently comping second once I worked it all out.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:26,
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I'm sure there'll be a rematch somewhere along the line
and if not, I'll just tan your arse at mini golf or something.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:27,
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I rule at golf.
I'll remember to pack a particularly loud shirt.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:29,
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Cavy
If they're lying they're breaking all sorts of codes.
Doesn't mean they can't lie but does mean they're being very unethical.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:26,
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They are estate agents
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:28,
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Even estate agents have (are supposed to have) standards
Post-sale they should,if requested, be prepared to disclose the full offer history.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:30,
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"Supposed" and "should" are not the same as "do" and "will"
/suspicious bastard.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:38,
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ooh! you know about this shit
so, do I just wait a couple of days and see what they say?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:29,
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Provide proof of finance
It's all very well making a bingo-bonanza offer. People do that to hold a property then worry about the finance later.
If you can prove now that you can pay an owner might be interested. No-one is obligated to take the highest offer, especially if it's founded on dreams.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:34,
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this sounds wise
I have a bit of paper which shows that the building society are chumps enough to give me a mortgage - I just wave that at them, I guess
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:38,
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If the vendor wants to move
They're more likely to be swayed by an offer from someone who can pay than by a dreamer.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:42,
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When I sold my flat last year
I took 70% of the valuation because I wanted a quick sale. I guess it depends if they're stuck in a chain and desperate to move.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:43,
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why must it be complicated?
I don't want to play this game, I just want a place me and my pigs can live in
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:45,
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Try building a house yourself
I would recommend brick over sticks or straw, though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:46,
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I've only got hay
will that do?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:48,
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As long as the estate agent doesn't huff or puff
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:50,
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Nothing that you really want is ever easy
Now man the fuck up, because it'll get worse before it gets better. You're five minutes from the front door and you're already whinging "are we there yet?"
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:49,
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oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
OK...manning up in progress...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *fights bear*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:55,
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I am clearly unloved and unwanted.
*sobs*
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:34,
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Self knowledge is a wonderful thing.
How're the gay shoes wearing in?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:43,
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The heterosexual shoes are alright. Comfortable soles but pinching the upper sides of my toes a bit.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:23,
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Yes you are
"Country Girl" by Primal Scream is on the radio now. How can a band that made Xterminator move onto sounding like a fucking 3rd rate Status Quo tribute act?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:44,
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I can't reconcile that song with my image of Manni, somehow...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:48,
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How could a band that made Screamadelica then go on to make sub-Stones tribute shit?
Give Out...only has three good songs on it. The first three.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:24,
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Which are the three most Stones-like tracks
OK - I've just been badly diverted by the fucking Manic Street Welshcunts attempting a The The cover. The whole fucking lot of them should have jumped off the bridge at once.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:36,
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The Holy Bible is one of my favourite albums ever.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:37,
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Because you haven't replied to anyone
I know you are not as suave as you think you are, and your taste in music ranges from pretty damn good to execrable
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:44,
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Not as suave as I think I am? However do you mean?
Plus I want examples of the pretty damn good and the execrable.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:24,
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plumdozer is plum good at insulting b3tan's girlfriends
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:46,
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Hey, I never insulted anyone.
Just said that she isn't that hot. That is NOT an insult. An insult would be if I said she was a minging boaker.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:25,
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How were the shoes today PD?
I hope they didn't pinch too much.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:25,
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Just a wee bit. Nice soft soles though.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:26,
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The shoes I've got on at the minute have leather soles.
They are really rather comfortable.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:27,
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Leather soles are a sign of quality.
Nice work Jeffrey.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:30,
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I'm all about the quality PD.
All about the quality.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:32,
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Did you get the Paul Smith shoes then?
In other news, a large company want to interview me for a Brand Insight Executive role. FTC for 7-9 months.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:34,
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Should be fairly easy
She's a fat "comedian" who likes cakes and men.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:37,
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A heaux heaux heaux.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:38,
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The contract sounds like it might be quite interesting.
I didn't get the Paul Smith shoes, I did however pick up a pair of these on my way home this evening.
www.houseoffraser.co.uk/Ted+Baker+Shesh+2+chelsea+boots/151539299,default,pd.html
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:40,
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90 dolla for those?
I don't like the white stitching.
Not one bit.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:41,
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I don't think 90quid is bad value for a pair of shoes.
I'd not think twice about shelling out sixty quid + for a pair of trainers.
The look a lot better on than they do on the website.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:44,
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I've bigged these geezers up before
www.regalosfootwear.co.uk/index.phpBut I only ever wear desert boots, so they appeal to me.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:46,
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I see £60 as being the bare minimum for trainers. DCs and DVS do not come cheap.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:49,
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Exactly.
So ninety sheets on a pair of shoes seems perfectly resonable.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:50,
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