I've just been insulted by my television.
I was getting dressed while watching Homes Under The Hammer on BBC1 (I'm a lazy cow, don't judge me.

As I dropped the towel, the guy on the tv said 'That's a fairly nasty crack'

*cries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:27, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

hahahahahahahahahaha
It's early in the day for POTD but this wins.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Write to points of view.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

You've just reminded me
I was dreaming about having lunch with Terry Wogan and his wife last night. That was quite bizarre.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I dreamt I was pregnant
I actually had to check when I woke up, I was that panicked.
(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

"I don't think they're even, are you sure you don't have subsidence?"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

"Does your husband have a sink-fund?"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

"I'm not sure if it's victorian or edwardian".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

*cries, again*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

"the curtains seem to match the rug, but the upholstery looks tatty".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

You can go off people, you know...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

*Sigh*, fine, ok then...
"Are you sure it's within the budget? Looks too good to be true, and you say the mantainance charge and ground rent is within [resonable price]? Council Tax must be quite a bit, what band are in? C ? Wow, that's good. Is the Range Master and Smeg included? Oh cool, What about the light fittings?"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)