My colleague is 5 minutes away from leaving for the afternoon.
He is going for a vasectomy, and we have been merciless in our piss taking.

I'm certain that I could never undergo such surgery, no one is going in to my pants with a scalpel.

Have any of you guys had the snip, or any of you ladies made your bloke have it, rather than fill yourself with chemicals each month?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:11, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

They don't go in with a scalpel, I thought
don't they cauterise it?
(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Oh right, some form of laser then.
Still not on my list of 10 things to do before I die
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

shush.
If we're subtle about this we can get him so paranoid about the pant-scalpel he won't be able to sleep at night in any town with a hospital.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

We don't have a hospital in Luton anyway.
Just a breeding ground for E-coli.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I had e coli once.
It wasn't fun.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I think we all have e.coli
it's part of the normal gut flora. What you mean is, you had a pathogenic strain of it.
(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Hark at Science Lady
Yeah, I had a bad kidney infection caused by the Dr Evil of bacteria.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

This women speaketh the truth.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Ok, all the baterica that live in your gut
are basically the prokaryotic equivalent of cute fluffy bunnies, no bad ones there at all.

Is that better?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Can you keep the fluffy ones as pets?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Haha

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:36, Reply)

You do realise you are basicallly just saying that you want a germ factory?

(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I thought we essentially were germ factories?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Pretty much.

(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Woo Hoo!
How much do you think Yakult pay for friendly bacteria?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Yakult's a fucking con
and probably very little; they grow them in giant vats.
(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Well having your balls poked with a red hot pointy stick
isn't all that much better than having them chopped with a sharp tiny knife, surely? Especially since you can smell your own scrote-skin burning (I am told)
(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Having smelt my own bone being cut with an ultrasonic saw
I reckon burning scrote-skin is going to be a realtive walk in the park

If the park concerned had a number of laser-based testicular hazards, of course.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I'm just too late to tell him this.
:(
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:26, Reply)