I wish somebody would post something interesting on here to help pass the time until the weekend begins.
What do you wish someone else would do?

Alt: I appear to be in a foul mood, Are you in a foul mood? What should I do to cheer myself up? Sneaking off to the gents for a crafty wank is current front runner.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:53, 171 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Threadstomping shitcunt.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:54, Reply)

This^
BOTH OF YOU

*glares*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I was going to delete mine if yours got a reply first.
I was going to reply to you telling you this, but then I realised that would mean I'd have to delete mine.

So, looks like I'm leaving this up.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I got rid of mine.
Considering it's about as useful as tits on a fish.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

My boss says that all the time
*looks around nervously*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)

They were useful on Daryl Hannah

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Ah memories...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

You're not Tom Hanks are you?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Not since last I checked, no.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Y'know what, it's been ages since I checked I wasn't Tom Hanks
*checks*
*wins oscar*
*outs old english teacher*

Not sure, may need a second opinion.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

If indeed you aren't "Tom Hanks"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Tom Hanks
Should be a euphemism for wanking.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I just broke my brain trying to understand the logistics of this
I think you also increased the speed of lights slightly there too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I wish 3 people wouldn't all post threads at the same time!
I have deleted mine. I wish people would stop booking work in for lunchtimes. Do they not know Friday lunchtime drinking is a sacred tradition?

Alt:
I'm in a good mood. This correlates directly to Friday lunchtime drinking
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I love how often you think of me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I'm guessing you aren't CQ's wank fantasy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Good guess.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Yes, I am in a foul mood.
I buried my mate the other day. I'm still in shock, angry and stuck in work now.

Ah fuck it, I'm off for a fag.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

*offers manly hug*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Gay sex still counts as losing your virginity you know
you should be pleased.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

What?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Al's being a cunt for the sake of being a cunt.
Shame it's about funny as a cancer-riddled Madeliene McCann.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

But not nearly as funny as misspellings

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Wow, I thought BGB wrote that at first.
I reckon BGB should be the only person who is allowed to start her username with the words 'Big'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I wouldn't worry, I thought it was BGB too
and was genuinely shocked for a second
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

What about if a person's username ended "Lebowski"?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

It does?!
*calls every person who has ever mocked me about losing my virginity at 19*

"I was 13 ACTUALLY!!! Hahahahahahaha! And if you don't believe me, there's a police record you can check, they might consider it to be in bad taste to investigate though as the chap who raped me killed himself in prison because it cost him his marriage and his West Bromwich-based soft furnishings business, they were different times and the board of directors was unsympathetic towards the plight encountered by closet gays, it's not like this golden era of tolerance that we live in now"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I think you need to lie down in a dark room - alone

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

You know your inner monologue, right?
it's not inner right now. Just saying.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

That's down as one of the oddest things I've read all day.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I used to fancy Elaine, do you think this is why she is a lesbien?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)

harsh shit.
my condolences.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Many thanks

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I was about to threadstomp you but checked before I hit post
I wish someone else would debug this application so I could draw pictures of vampires and play freecell or something (anything) else.

Alt: Crafty wank with the door unlocked
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I feel my status this morning puts it best - "AA has a hangover, is tired, and cannot be arsed dealing with your shit today, get over it."
Alt: I'd advise a lunchtime pint, or just a damn good lunch.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Both for me
nomnomnomnom
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Bastard.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

That's me!
GLESS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:04, Reply)

This only works if you're a 'go to guy' are you?
I'm harbouring initial suspicions that this probably isn't the case.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I have to deal with hotel and casino managers daily
99% don't have a fucking clue what they're doing, despite having ordered several times before.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I wish someone would offer me a large sum of money naturally
Alt: I'm in an okay mood. This is because I am warm I think. Perhaps you should have an early lunch
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I like the idea of being offered money unnaturally.
Like someone whipping it out of their fandango like that lass does with the car on the confused.com ad.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I'm in a good mood.
It's friday!
(DeeDee, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I second Amberl
I wish someone would give me lots of money. Enough to buy a little house and a decent car would be nice, or failing that just a couple of grand to pay off my debts.

I am not in a foul mood but I do wish it would be hometime quicker. Solutions to foul moods include; wanking, drinking, smoking and eating chocolate. If you're particularly talented you can manage at least three out of those four at once.
(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Be careful not to burn your cock though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

dangerwank.
or, you could smoke left-handed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Or sit on your left hand until you lose all sensation.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:08, Reply)

You would burn your arse then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

If you were stupid enough to sit on a lit ciggy.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Since I don't have a cock
and I am sufficiently coordinated not to stick a burning joint up my foof, I think smoking and wanking concurrently does not present all that much danger.
(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

If indeed you don't already have a burning joint in your foof.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

That'd be some party trick, I grant you.

(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I've seen it done with a cigarette.
Sadly. impressive, yes, erotic, no.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Wank it is then.
Nothing to drink here, no food either and I quit smoking.

Laters.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:08, Reply)

....and he's spent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I wish all the people I like on here would move to north london.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I reckon it would be great if I lived within walking distance of
- Amberl, Mighty Badger, Al, Clendrix, TGB, Wookie, Lusty, Monty, BGB, B3th, Comrad Somethingorother and....and..... probably a few more.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Wow, that was autistic.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

not really
it was quite sweet.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

=)
I just think it would be really cool if my interfriends were all closer, and naturally near me would be best for me, so I wouldn't object to that. It just means instead of hanging around online, we could hang around in pubs and resturants and bars and what-not.

I think if I go for this place in Enf Town, which I'm seeing tomo, I might have a bit of a do once it's done up and everything. I know it's a bit of a treck for everyone who's using the underground; having to get a bus from oakwood, but I would really enjoy that.

I've seen some really nice ideas for deco, and the budget will be there to do it how I like. I like feature-walls, too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:26, Reply)

OBvious strikethrough is obvious
walking wanking
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Whenever I log in recently I am met by yet another shit thread
By our resident Columbine expert. I wish he would raise his fucking game the shite hawk.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I am entirely unsure as to what the second sentence here means.
But I like the idea of "raising his fucking"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:08, Reply)

fucking ninja.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I think he means "Where the hell is Monty? I haven't seen monty around in ages, I do hope he hasn't split up with Lusty".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

the initial post was lacking the word "game"
he's ninja'd it now, the utter bounder.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Dunno, an admission of being a 'Bogwanker' confirms my suspicions about him.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with having a crafty one at work
if you do it in the normal loo instead of the disabled it just adds to the frisson.
(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

AND YOU@RE GETTING PAID TO BE A WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:16, Reply)

You know, Rory...
if we weren't the bestest of friends now, I'd make a joke about you being a wanker without being paid for it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Cool, cheers bff b3th, you don't know how fragile my self confidence can be sometimes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Happy staff are productive staff.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

You can always spot the offenders, there's always crusty slime on their keyboards cause the dirty cunts never clean their hands properly after the deed
Not to mentioned the soiled damp patch on their trouser crotch
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:26, Reply)

You do know you can post threads yourself you total waste of space?
Go on do it now, make a contribution of any kind, otherwise shut the fuck up and fuck the fuck off.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

It's more fun watching you grope around for love

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:08, Reply)

My colleague is 5 minutes away from leaving for the afternoon.
He is going for a vasectomy, and we have been merciless in our piss taking.

I'm certain that I could never undergo such surgery, no one is going in to my pants with a scalpel.

Have any of you guys had the snip, or any of you ladies made your bloke have it, rather than fill yourself with chemicals each month?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

They don't go in with a scalpel, I thought
don't they cauterise it?
(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Oh right, some form of laser then.
Still not on my list of 10 things to do before I die
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

shush.
If we're subtle about this we can get him so paranoid about the pant-scalpel he won't be able to sleep at night in any town with a hospital.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

We don't have a hospital in Luton anyway.
Just a breeding ground for E-coli.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I had e coli once.
It wasn't fun.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I think we all have e.coli
it's part of the normal gut flora. What you mean is, you had a pathogenic strain of it.
(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Hark at Science Lady
Yeah, I had a bad kidney infection caused by the Dr Evil of bacteria.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

This women speaketh the truth.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Ok, all the baterica that live in your gut
are basically the prokaryotic equivalent of cute fluffy bunnies, no bad ones there at all.

Is that better?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Can you keep the fluffy ones as pets?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Haha

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:36, Reply)

You do realise you are basicallly just saying that you want a germ factory?

(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I thought we essentially were germ factories?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Pretty much.

(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Woo Hoo!
How much do you think Yakult pay for friendly bacteria?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Yakult's a fucking con
and probably very little; they grow them in giant vats.
(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Well having your balls poked with a red hot pointy stick
isn't all that much better than having them chopped with a sharp tiny knife, surely? Especially since you can smell your own scrote-skin burning (I am told)
(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Having smelt my own bone being cut with an ultrasonic saw
I reckon burning scrote-skin is going to be a realtive walk in the park

If the park concerned had a number of laser-based testicular hazards, of course.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I'm just too late to tell him this.
:(
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I wish someone would hand over obscene amounts of cash
or failing that, an interesting and above-averagely-paid job.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I wish someone would bring round a bag of frozen peas.
I headbutted someone last night, I definitely came off worse than them, megalolz!
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Kinky sex gone wrong again?

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

wouldn't give up his coat easily enough.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)

She wishes.
Some fat bird nicked my hat. So (apparently) I told her she was a fat mess and that she'd die alone. Then her boyfriend kicked off and I headbutted him. I have no idea why, I've never headbutted anyone in my life. There's a huge lump on my head. Last night was the worst I've been in god knows how long.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)

It's a rare psychological disorder
commonly known as 'Being Glaswegian'.

If you start pissing in shop doorways and singing offensive religious songs, seek medical help.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I drank so much at my mate's wake I woke up halfway through the night, and nearly vomited up my ringpiece.
It got so bad at one point I was throwing up bile.

It was green, very smelly and is just about the worst thing I've ever tasted.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Did they die at your stand up?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I've never done standup.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I know what you mean.
It's like your body hasn't realised it's finished purging *everything* you've ever eaten, so it starts trying to purge bits of itself.
I don't want to be too batshit whatsit, but I'm quite phobic about throwing up myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I know.
Throwing up bile is well up there on my list of unpleasant experiences.

That, and the thought of sharing a room with Rory.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

room planet
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I think I've had that.
I threw up bits of black string, well that's what it looked like. I reckon it was my stomach lining. My tummy physically ached constantly for a couple weeks after that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Bits of black string?
Never heard of that before.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

He was in a right old mesh that night

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)

And I'm back.
One of you can now feel dirty and used, but I'm not revealing which one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

It'll be one of the empowered lap-dancers, I'll bet.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:31, Reply)

They don't even post any more, so no, not them.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

It was Darth, wasn't it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

He wishes.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

It was either amberl, bgb, b3th or Gonzo.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

swap Gonz for rswipe, and that would be a total boobfest

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Oh yeah, I forgot about her.
She's probably off being frivolous and dreadfully middle-class somewhere.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Upper middle-class if you don't mind.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

True, but she's a Northerner, isn't she?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)

We have them up here too.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)

i have my own class thank you very much
you insubordinate little gobshite
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

It would be rather tit-tastic.

(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

probably

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Ahem

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Oh, are you one of them?
I keep on forgetting.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Fine, I'll pencil you in for my next wank-fantasy if you insist.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I'd rather die thanks.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:41, Reply)

*removes applebite from wank-fantasy list*
no pleasing some people.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Keep her in there.
She'll find it empowering eventually.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)

And people wonder why I don't come here very often.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)

because you don't wank here very often?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)

No.
I'll joke about all kinds of creepy shit, but if I actually did this and/or she believed I did, that would actually be a bit shit, now wouldn't it?

So, for that matter, is trotting out the same tired 'empowerment' meme especially from someone with a shitty tired meme of his own who should know better.

/no sense of humour today.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Thanks for the white knight are you chompy's new username?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)

No.
Chompy's a cock. and you can fuck off too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Ha ha ha
where is he?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)

he heard you were off sick and might be in bed
he's breaking the landspeed record to get there in time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)

No clue.
Given that you and DeeDee are both in this thread I'm amazed he's not sniffing around.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Don't tell me he's moved on?
:(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Maybe he's given up on women.
Doubt it'll improve his luck.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)

He was here yesterday.
He's probably just busy counting an important consignment of paperclips.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)

today
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)

You can fucking talk.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:53, Reply)

It won't have been me.
I didn't get a text.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Are we supposed to send you a text when we wank over you?
Shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Of course!

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:50, Reply)

you could put them on thankyourwank.com

(DeeDee, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Nah.
that would be creepy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)

That website is disgusting
it just makes a page for you without even asking, with your real name on.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I haven't actually seen it (work computer)
it's a gross idea tho.
(DeeDee, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Gonz did a thing about how it worked a while back,
I didn't understand much of it but I got enough to realise it was bad.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)

it makes me glad I can't I don't have a facebook or google+

(DeeDee, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:50, Reply)

You don't have a facebook?
Are you as old as monty?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)

hahaha,
nowhere near! I'm not particularly bothered about keeping in touch with people I went to school with, plus I'm probably the only person in the world with my name, so I don't really want to be particularly findable online.
(DeeDee, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

It's a bit stupid of your parent's to give you your surname as your christian name.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

/magnus magnusson

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I once knew a thomas thomas at junior school
I don't understand why you'd do that to your kid.
(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I know of a Carol Carroll
she actually changed her name to that when she married. weird.
(DeeDee, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I find it's a good tool for oganising and keeping in touch with people who you do want to keep in touch with...
... and that there is no problem with blocking people who you don't want to get involved.

Besides, without a facebook, how do you expect me to letch over your photos and determind your 'relationship status' ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Sorry :(
I can save you some time and tell you I am very happily betrothed.
(DeeDee, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:07, Reply)

dont give up Gonz

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Oh, Sad Times.... Gutted.
Still, you can always hope for a quick devorce.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:21, Reply)

You can set your account settings so that no one can find you, or just friends, or friends of friends, etc.
There are different levels of protection.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Well, the least you could do is get me some flowers and a box of thorntans.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Mind you, that would prove kindda expensive if you had to get a gift for whoever you wank over.
And I'm pretty sure [insert female b3tan]'s postman will end up with a bad back.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I'll post you a couple of Daiseys and a curly wurley
you were quite an unimaginative lover.

Damn, My secret is out.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that.
Oddly enough, works well for dairylea too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Actually what I really wish someone would do.
Is invent a teleporter. I'm getting the train back home in less than two hours and I actually feel like death. There's nothing I want to do less than spend three hours travelling three hundred odd miles.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Have fun.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)