She wishes.
Some fat bird nicked my hat. So (apparently) I told her she was a fat mess and that she'd die alone. Then her boyfriend kicked off and I headbutted him. I have no idea why, I've never headbutted anyone in my life. There's a huge lump on my head. Last night was the worst I've been in god knows how long.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:27, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's a rare psychological disorder
commonly known as 'Being Glaswegian'.

If you start pissing in shop doorways and singing offensive religious songs, seek medical help.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I drank so much at my mate's wake I woke up halfway through the night, and nearly vomited up my ringpiece.
It got so bad at one point I was throwing up bile.

It was green, very smelly and is just about the worst thing I've ever tasted.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Did they die at your stand up?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I've never done standup.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I know what you mean.
It's like your body hasn't realised it's finished purging *everything* you've ever eaten, so it starts trying to purge bits of itself.
I don't want to be too batshit whatsit, but I'm quite phobic about throwing up myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I know.
Throwing up bile is well up there on my list of unpleasant experiences.

That, and the thought of sharing a room with Rory.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

room planet
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I think I've had that.
I threw up bits of black string, well that's what it looked like. I reckon it was my stomach lining. My tummy physically ached constantly for a couple weeks after that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Bits of black string?
Never heard of that before.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

He was in a right old mesh that night

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)