AND, and, and.... I'll have a spare room, I'm going to use it as a laundry room and an office and a dinning room maybe too.
I might put in a sex swing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

A clothes horse would be better.
And maybe an ironing board.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

And a multi-gym.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)

A bath?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

'Member baths?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Sunday night. After Bullseye.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

The current ocupires have hanged an iroining board on the inside of the hallways cupboard, and as they open the cupboard, the board can flap down.
I plan to emulate their great success when it comes to laundry.

I reckon I could put in there a desk and office chair*, and I might put the clothes-drying-machine in there too, along with a clothes horse. Or maybe put the clothes-washer AND clothes-dryer in there, I won't be using it too much (the room), so would be good, and I can shut the door so the noise doesn't bother me. I'll have to see about plumming though.

Then with that, I can put some dinning tablet/chairs in the livingroom, so if I have people over for dinner but they're borring as fuck, I can put the telly on at the same time.

* Which is no good for sex, because it has arms, thus making it impractical for any position except reverse cowgirl, and even then, it's not that great as the arms are quite large so the person on top can't spread their legs enough in order to fascilitate a penis. It's leather, or faux-leather, so is wipe clean though, so I guess I could have a blowjob on it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

It'd be fine for reverse cowgirl then
the arms would only be a problem for regular cowgirl.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I was thinking this.
But as I'm not mercilessly cruel I decided not to mock Gonz's lack of knowledge of the cowgirl sub-section of the positions handbook.

How was the stag? did you avoid being tainted by Carlisle skank?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

It was good
our team won the mini highland games with a sterling tug'o'war performance. I wasn't feeling too crash hot and ended up leaving the club at about 1.30am, and I discovered that Edinburgh is woefully lacking in late night takeaway food emporiums.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:59, Reply)

The very centre is, aye.
Rose Street and Broughton Street and South Bridge would be your solutions there. I realise, however, that on a monday morning this information is approximately as much use as a chocolate fireguard.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:01, Reply)

+ Fountainbridge

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

What's the one where they're facing you?
I thought cowgirl was facing you and reverse was facing away.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)

yep, that's it.
So arms on a chair aren't a problem for reverse.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Yeah', you're right, thats what I meant, just got my words muddled.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)