And because he's apps, he won't have the faintest idea what to do about it.
They support maybe two or three web apps, we support absolutely everything else and they treat us like their receptionist.

They're supposed to be getting their own external number soon. I can't fucking wait.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:08, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Create a custom GPO for his account and/or PC and change his login message each day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Or not give him access to anything at all.

( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I spent a happy week modifying someone's backdrop a small amout each day
He only noticed when the pic of him standing next to his Cessna sprouted the Eiffel Tower in the background
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

This is wonderfully passive-aggressive.
I'd do it myself only we have a company-wide background. I might localise his, though, and start adding tiny cocks.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I remember someone posting a story liek this on QOTW
it was a picture of the guys house, and they were making his trees grow taller, and moving his ivy and adding extra windows.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

It is excellent fun
I added a flying saucer, changed the ID markings on the plane to spell BUM, added the head of Elvis into the cockpit window, landed a Concorde in the background and was found out by the Eiffel Tower
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

This makes me wish we did't have ours set by policy.
It would amuse me very much.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Domain Admins FTW
I set my old bosses login box to say

"Do not login unless you are a fool". It stayed like that for 2 years before he noticed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I'm not sure how
opening an general post office for his local police constable or how having a different personal message awaiting him each day as he goes to the shitter will help, but if you think that's the answer then who am I to comment?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)

NIcely done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I was worried it might be a trifle convoluted.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)