My thoughts were..
That article was written by Liz Jones. I'm not reading that shite.
Then I had a quick browse down the right hand side at the "actress wears a bikini - phwoar!" stories.
Then I killed myself.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:26, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

this was approximately my approach.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

It's like Daily Mail online is turning into "Heat" slowly from right to left.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I noticed there was an article about a woman who shrunk her tits through some non surgical procedure.
I didn't read the article.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

friction
*rubs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

just tell her semen dissolves excess breast fat
when applied to the affected skin area. Christ, if she reads the mail she'll believe that in a heartbeat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

The Sportscow Breast Reduction clinic is now is session
*tumesces and aims*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

We can offer half-price "plasterer's radio" therapy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Each treatment comes with a FREE pearl necklace

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)