was it how your sister's fanny felt as you spooged inside it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:18, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Like half stirred yoghurt?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:18, Reply)

i don't know
i can only speak for myself. which would be more like a tight little vice from one of those woodwork desks that you had at school. covered in wet satin.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Nice imagery

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Sounds chafey

( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I'm now thinking metal shards here
Puts a man off his stroke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)

It kinda sounds poetic
but I imagine it to be quite painful. Vaginismus, perhaps?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)

it will chafe
if you're no good at the preliminary woodworking skills
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)

You mean like sawing and planing and whatnot?
Or were you referring to hammering?
( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)

you are proving my point spectacularly well
but you forgot nailing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I was going to go with sanding next.
Maybe chiselling.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Knot the right answer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)

for you it would be less like wet satin
and more like sandpaper
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I'd see the docs about that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Give over, for me it'd be more like the Croydon Community Swimming Pool
including the diving boards, rude staff and pay-to-play video games.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)

And room for twenty families.

( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)

NO bombing
NO petting
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)

And there's always a kid pissing in the shallow end

( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)

haha, yeah

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)

see, i helped you remember!
*beams*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)