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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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As mentioned in the previous thread I've just been for my first run in 3 months
in that 3 months my gym kit has been sat under my desk in a rucksack...unfortunately so were the Fried Noodles i had brought for lunch 3 months ago and forgotton about.

Are you forgetful? What was the last thing you forgot?

ALT: pen or pencil?
Alt: bubble or squeek?

Just for Chompy - Alt ii) What has, in yor eyes, been man's greatest technological achievement?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:09, 149 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
That's disgusting, didn't you smell it?
your alts are shit.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:13, Reply)
You're shit
Nope, it was well sealed...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Pencil

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)
agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:16, Reply)
You forgot 'pencil'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:18, Reply)
He needs to work it out
/mathslols
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Decent alt: The space race/man on the moon.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)
ALT: CheeseStrings

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:16, Reply)
I refuse to acknowledge that as cheese

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)
But it is cheese - in a string!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:18, Reply)
I never really liked REM

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Would you believe?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:16, Reply)
alt: The computer spellchecker

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I think that's the last thing that Nakers forgot,
reading his subliterate gibberish.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I forgot how much of a tedious gaylord you are.
Then I read your post and it all came flooding back to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Your're quicker than George Micheal to a glory hole when i post aren't you old man?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:20, Reply)
YOu';r'r''rre George 'Micheal'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)
No, you're George Michael

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)
fu('k uoo@!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I'm sure I have Alzheimers
I forget loads of stuff, to the annoyance of Mrs Cow
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I'm sure I have Alzheimers
I forget loads of stuff, to the annoyance of Mrs Cow
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I'm sure I have Alzheimers
I forget loads of stuff, to the annoyance of Mrs Cow

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:18, Reply)
I like how 'alzheimers' sounds like to me 'old timers', and the symptoms of it are generally what old people tend to get.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)
It sounds fucking terrifying
Must be really scary to have
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Makes Christmas more fun though
Every present is a surprise!

Also, you get to hide your own Easter Eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Yup, Aunty Babs has it, along with like 10 other mental conditions.
She's had it all her life, can't be easy at all, it's hard on the family too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)
On the plus side at least you're always meeting new people.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)
...and at least I don't have Alzheimers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)
To be fair it doesn't sound like the worst disease in the world.
For example, Terry Pratchett has absolutely no idea about the literary shite he's plagued the world with.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)
I'm just waiting for him to forget how to breathe.
Then I shall have the biggest wank of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Ironically you'll have to forget how to breathe/just intentionally stop to have the biggest wank of your life,
Erotic asphyxiation init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)
If it's good enough for David Carradine, it's good enough for Monty!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I imagine that they look very similar

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Alas, if Monty's Kung Fu is not strong, he'll go the same way.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:33, Reply)
We should all club together to buy him a plane ticket to Switzerland

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:28, Reply)

together to buy him a plane ticket to Switzerland him
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)
No. I have a prodigious memory.
Alt 2: WoW
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)
(!)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)
You should subscribe to my WoW blog.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Definitely. Sounds right up my street.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Skid Row?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)
haha!
Canal
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)
No, I'm just pleased to see you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)
LIES on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Alzheimers cross-over
I remember you
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Your memory makes arguing with you near impossible.
I'll keep trying though.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)
*slides across floor on knees like 6-year-old boy on the dancefloor at a wedding*
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Go dry your hair.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)
This is a girl skill

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Like spelling and grammar, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)
I'm very forgetful
My old phone was very helpful with this, as the calendar was very good at helping me keep track of places I'd agreed to be.

I often forget things at work, but it's usually minor things that aren't a massive issue.

Alt: I'd say either the Space Race, or the eradication of Smallpox, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Oh yeah the Smallpox thing was epic,
that was more organisational and political than it was tecnological I would say.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Could argue it both ways, I suppose
If it wasn't for technology, the cure/prevention would have been impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:29, Reply)
There are some funny photos of Ed Balls here:
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/gallery/2011/sep/26/mps-playing-football-gallery
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Gordon Brown looks like he's casting a spell...
And the Boris Johnson foul was brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Oh man, I just found out my phone upgrade is due on the 21st of November
I thought it was the 1st.
Can I get some sympathy from the internet please?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Mine's not til April and I hate my phone.
So no.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)
What phone have you got?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)
He can't remember.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Nokia N8
Luckily for me, it's written on the phone.

The phone itself is fine, it's the shitty OS.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:47, Reply)
That's what I have.
It's spot on for what I use it for:

A phone, a walkman and a camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Web browsing on it is a total pain in the arse
the twat will rotate when I don't want it to at the slightest provocation and refuse to move when I do, the menu system is gash, the on screen keyboard is crap and it often just doesn't bother responding at all.

I'd install Android on it, at which point I think it'd be a really good phone, except there's not a release out for it that I can find.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:54, Reply)
I'm imagining Monty with pink leg warmers on and oversize earphones listing to his "walkman"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Shhh, his favourite Duran Duran track's on next.
He always listens to it when he's at the roller disco
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)
On his favourite compilation tape
Now That's What I Call Fucking Shit 72
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:15, Reply)
I model myself on 'Leroy' from 'Fame'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:05, Reply)
I nearly said 'personal stereo'
before I 'updated' my reference for the 'modern age'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)
I'm surprised you didn't refer to an "entertainment centre"
so called (for the kids in the audience) because they have a turntable, a cassette deck AND a tuner.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Dual cassette deck please
with one side running slightly faster than the other
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:12, Reply)
With "hi-speed dubbing" so you can copy cassettes slightly quicker
/kills music
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)
This^
In 3 copies you could turn Barry White into the BeeGees
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Hahahahha
*reminisces*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)
one cassette deck GUARANTEED
to chew up your Memorex C90s.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)
'member tapes?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)
*sympathises from his new blackberry*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Are blackberries good for anything except organising riots?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)
They are brilliant if you need to keep in touch with your work e-mails while being out and about.
They are not very good as "smartphones" as no apps work very well and the OS is fucking shit and unstable.

But you know, swings and roundabouts.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)
I'm not allowed work emails on my phone, which is spastic but dats da rules.
So I think I'll go Android.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I would
I like the htc desire a lot.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:47, Reply)
That's what I've got at the moment, but it's not so great since someone spilled a pint over it.
SD slot no longer works.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)
I've heard that if you get the wrong one, they're poisonous

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:10, Reply)
No, that's bumsex

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)
the wrong bumsex
is there a right one?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Let me introduce you to Martin, 32, from Norwich

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:14, Reply)
he sounds swell
but nobody is allowed near my chocolate box with their toffee finger.
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Unless you have fingertips no more than 3mm wide
BlackBerrys are shite.

Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)
yteashj it hel;pas ;loasd

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)
OK Nakers, give Al his login back.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Keep the sympathy for yourself, you need one with such a terrible choice in mobile communications device
iPhone announcement next week, I heard it might not incude the iPhone 5 but instead just be the 'iPhone 4S'. I'm not 100% convinced I'll be upgrading, might head on over to Windows Mobile 7 next time.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Well, since it's from work
I'm not really complaining.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:43, Reply)
My work iPhone 3GS is fucking brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)
But you also think putting your penis inside your kids is brilliant
so I'm wary of your opinion on anything.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Sports Fritzl

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)
NOW WITH REALISTIC KICKING MOTION!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:54, Reply)
*boots*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Careful now, hitler liked dogs.
OH OH O HOHHHHH, that reminds me, I saw the most georgous King Charles Spanial at the doctors today, and as I went to stroke it's head, it jumped up so it rested it's front paws on my shins and I wanted to take it home and oh man, I would love that so much.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)
King Charles Spaniels are cool
Really friendly dogs
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)
have you SEEN the corkies - cross between king charles and yorkshire terriers
the pics are super cute
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Didn't you say you punched one at the weekend?
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
It was my dog
We were play fighting
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Oh that's ok then
*phones RSPCA*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I have the worst memory in the universe. You could tell me something one minute and have me respond and nod
or even make some associated comment and then five minutes later I'll have forgotten the conversation ever took place.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Are you me?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I have no idea.
Who are you, again?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Me, you?
Fuck, forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I can't remember

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)
A joke so obvious even I didn't make it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:17, Reply)
good choice
you should make this choice more often
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)
was it how your sister's fanny felt as you spooged inside it?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Like half stirred yoghurt?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:18, Reply)
i don't know
i can only speak for myself. which would be more like a tight little vice from one of those woodwork desks that you had at school. covered in wet satin.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Nice imagery

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Sounds chafey

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I'm now thinking metal shards here
Puts a man off his stroke
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)
It kinda sounds poetic
but I imagine it to be quite painful. Vaginismus, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)
it will chafe
if you're no good at the preliminary woodworking skills
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)
You mean like sawing and planing and whatnot?
Or were you referring to hammering?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)
you are proving my point spectacularly well
but you forgot nailing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I was going to go with sanding next.
Maybe chiselling.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Knot the right answer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)
for you it would be less like wet satin
and more like sandpaper
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I'd see the docs about that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Give over, for me it'd be more like the Croydon Community Swimming Pool
including the diving boards, rude staff and pay-to-play video games.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)
And room for twenty families.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)
NO bombing
NO petting
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)
And there's always a kid pissing in the shallow end

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)
haha, yeah

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)
see, i helped you remember!
*beams*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I forgot my towel when I showered in the gym after my cycle ride in.
I had to dry myself with the hand drier.

Man's greatest technological achievement? The towel.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I hope you windmilled under it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)
meatspin!
/web 1.0
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)
usually i have an outstanding memory
like an elephant in more ways than one.

but i DID forget to get my new fucking tax disc in time. must dispute that £100 fine...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)
You're going to dispute the fine when you've just admitted you forgot to do it?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)
yup
and i'll win, i have a good reason.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Period?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)
There is one at the end of her post
Thilly
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)
NO!
stupid postman put my reminders through the flat next door, so i only got them all when it was too late. yes i should still have remembered the date, but i was only 6 days late, and i've got a totally clean driving licence going back 17 years blah blah. i think i'll win, i've got off parking tickets for much less.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:48, Reply)
This will stand up in a court of law?
"I forgot and no one reminded me, WAH!"

or does it only work with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:49, Reply)
I believe tits are admissable as evidence in cases such as this.
At least if the defendant doesn't present tits, the average ruling does seem to go against them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)
No chance.
You didn't bring it to their attention before the fine was issued.

Been there, seen it, paid it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:50, Reply)
See above
Not enough tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)
yup
i'll plead it politely but legalistically and i think it'll work.

if not, i'll take the afternoon off and go to court and get my tits out there.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:04, Reply)
which is?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Alt: Chips.
Next thread.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Good answer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)
In the dying throes of this thread...
I have always prided myself on having an annoyingly accurate memory. In recent years I thought that it was deteriorating, but it turns out that I have simply stopped paying attention to anyone or anything.

Alt: The recording and reproduction of sound.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)

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