They have taken over his "lucky heather/peg" patch in Basildon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:11, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Ahh, Pikey Wars, excellent.
I'm now seeing Monty as that Brad Pitt Character in Snatch.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:13, Reply)

What does he need a fucking caravan with no fucking wheels for?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I have a superb namedropping classic to do with that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)

G'wan den.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Tell the group....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)

My pal Steven was in that (also Band of Brothers and is playing Capone in a big budget film coming out soon)
As a result I sold Brad Pitt 2oz of weed.

Really, really shit weed that no-one else wanted - nicknamed 'Subbuteo' as it was bright green. He thought it was 'really good'.

THE END.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I'm surprised you had the energy to do so.
Why were you not at home resting your old bones?

In case you're wondering, I'm mocking you for pulling out of Wednesdays super happy fun time.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Lusty has the potential to get a new job and I am broke as a mutha.
I am sorry to miss it though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)

WAH! WAH! WAH! MY NAME IS MONTY AND IM A 97 YEAR OLD CLAGNUT COLLECTOR FROM PONTEFRACT! WAH! WAH! WAH!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)

That's my name too!
How weird is that!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)