Is it just me?
Would anyone else bang Kirsty Wark?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:06, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Which one is she?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Scotch bird on Newsnight.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Let's be honest. There was no point me really asking 'who is she?' - The answer is
'Yes, course I wouldn'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Bullshit Prescott is on!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Is 'Bullshit Prescott' John's younger brother?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:14, Reply)

One and the same.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Goes into expectation management mode:
*So, Stunned, are you expecting anything other than a pint as a birthday gift?*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Pills. Always pills.
If you don't get to the shops I will have gift opportunities for last minute buyers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Are we talking PROPER disco biscuit or some modern shit full of K?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:23, Reply)

OLD SCHOOL MY BROTHER!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:29, Reply)

I remember when a biscuit would cost twenty quid.
How much are pills these days?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Expensive ones are a fiver.
All about the source though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:35, Reply)

With my dickie-ticker I'm unlikely to get involved these days.
Although saying that, I'm very easily led. I remember once buying speed from former chart topper Mr C from the Shamen. That pisses all over Monty's 'Brad Pitt/weed' story.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Haha. I believe your story.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:44, Reply)

I have a dodgy ticker and shit blood pressure.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:45, Reply)

It's true as well!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:45, Reply)

unlikely

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:09, Reply)

But you is a lady.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:11, Reply)

exactly

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:13, Reply)

not really my type.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:11, Reply)

Gobby but decent legs and tits?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:12, Reply)

? scotch bird, or my type?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Yes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:15, Reply)

That was an either or question.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:16, Reply)

you're an either or question

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:17, Reply)

At least I'm not welsh.
go to bed mittens.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:17, Reply)

i'm busy drinking bedtime milk
and being childishly stubbon and whiney
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:18, Reply)

And I hope you're not Welsh Captain.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:19, Reply)

i'm not
only quixote thinks so. It is scary that next year will mark the point at which I've spent as long living in wales as in england :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:21, Reply)

She's in denial Jeffers, ignore her.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Clicks Ignore against Captain's name.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:24, Reply)

:(
i'll get you, boyo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Who said that?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:29, Reply)

You made her do a sadface Jeff.
not that you can see it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:26, Reply)

She's as welsh as Catherine Zeta.
I know, I've met her.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:21, Reply)

I have raven hair
and a thick welsh accent and a thing for old men
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Finally the truth comes out.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:23, Reply)

The lesser spotted* yellow raven.
*Doesn't go out enough.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:29, Reply)

And you teaching the new generation.....
I despair.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:20, Reply)

we teach them how to arse about
and get away with it, and scare them with scary masks in the darkroom
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Have you no shame?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Can I have both?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:18, Reply)

you can have as many roapy looking news readers as you like.
If Dozer leaves you any.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:19, Reply)

He's not coming on Saturday.
Leaves more ropey newsreaders for us real men.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Any that come I'll point your way.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:24, Reply)

You=fucking gent!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Nah, any gents that come I'll point your way too.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:26, Reply)

You=Ed Balls.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Fuck you stunned, I don't need to take that.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Hahaha! Soz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:33, Reply)