Would you rather rim your mother, or your father?
Neither have wiped their arse in over a week.

Alt: I went through a stage of doing it. There was an entertaining freedom in walking round, knowing that you were only a zip malfunction away from displaying your spam javelin to the world.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:51, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

haha
i read your second sentence as a continuation to the first, then. eeeow!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Spam Javelin lols.
How's you this morning frock boy?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Not too shabby thanks fella, yourself?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Yeah, all good mate.
How's Macc today? I is currently on the North East coast, it's sunny, I'm going to the beach soon, to eat candy floss and olives, And maybe a few vinos.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Not too bad, the weather outside is quite nice for once.
Ahh, enjoying the weather where you are then?

I was quite pleased last night, one of the questions at the pub quiz was 'Which captain is the singer of The Damned?', and I managed to get it right.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Sensible?
Actually asking, not 100% sure
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Yep

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:41, Reply)